Hawaii Is Waging War On Aggressive Feral Chickens

Well that's not nice. Matter of fact, I'd say that's rather fowl.

I would bawk at going to war with a chicken.

Nobody is going to come out of this looking eggcellent.

Might even end up with egg on their faces.

Stop making it so easy please.

Sirscrapntruckalot - Cluck cluck.

 

They are delicious.
And tastes just like chicken.

 

Sirscrapntruckalot - Shockingly...I like chicken tacos also.

 

Honestly on a second day of Hawaii vacation and seeing so many homeless I had question myself , why all this chickens and roosters running around, I mean c'mon good free food, yet you lazy ### can't even kill one, yet sitting at traffic light asking for food money...

 

I could see it now, they could all hatch a plan for the crack of down, and eat eggxtra good.

If they did it on a fryday that would be even better. I think the plan would eggcel.

Maybe we could come up with a practice eggxam, a run thru if you will. Perhaps we should have them do some eggsercise first. Chickens probably healthier then the homeless folks. Keeps it fair. Someone might cry fowl otherwise.

I'd hate for such an eggcellent plan to fail.



Sirscrapntruckalot -

 

I’m actually in Hawaii right now on vacation and the chickens are EVERYWHERE!! Some are domesticated and used for eggs,but most of them (especially the roosters) are feral. Seen a few of them running around Lahaina and on the Hana Highway.

 

Enjoy the vacation!

If you need bail, we need a good story to go with it.

Watch out for magic chickens!


Sirscrapntruckalot - Cluck cluck goose.