What if it Snows?

Discussion in 'Questions From New Drivers' started by Dave_in_AZ, Mar 19, 2018.

  1. JoeyJunk

    JoeyJunk Road Train Member

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    How big are your feet?!?!
     
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  3. Espressolane

    Espressolane Road Train Member

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    @Dave_in_AZ
    What happened to your OM inflicted injury?
    Can you file for workers comp on that?
     
  4. JoeyJunk

    JoeyJunk Road Train Member

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    Did you put the soot in a fired caldron and spray it with DEF to complete the circle of life? Cause if you didn’t ………
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  5. tramm01

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    Pretty nice to be a puuusssy and cook indoors when the wind is at Mach 5
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  6. Dave_in_AZ

    Dave_in_AZ Road Train Member

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    It will heal. I don't think it's going to abscess. Little infected, nothing to post on TTR or write home about.

    I think the only time I ever had a comp paid medical bill(s) was when I cross phased the main board at Bob Dron's Harley Davidson in Oakland.

    Believe it or not you can move faster than the speed of light.

    Anyway's two, kinda three of my fingers looked like burnt hot dogs. Two were burnt together. Kinda blew a lot of the skin off, cooked some.

    I figured it was going to take a doctor to peel them apart.

    I chose wisely.

    So in pretty much excruciating pain, walked into ER, showed nurse, hurt too much to even speak, she grabbed ice water / bucket solution of some orange stuff and I put hand in.

    Soooooooooo much better.

    So's.....I tell the doctor to wrap it up cause I have an inspection that afternoon, and bowling that night.

    Dude looks at me very seriously and goes," If that were all the way around your hand, we may be looking at amputation."

    So's.....inspection and bowling suddenly fell way, way, way down in priority.

    Dude hit me with the most giant dose of morphine you could ever imagine. I was like," DUDE!!!!! Don't OD me!!!!!"

    He says you'll be fine.

    So's.......about 30 seconds post morphine, he cuts the roasted skin off, pulls fingers apart, scrapes off the rest.

    Never felt a thing.

    Got home several hours later and absolutely PUKED my guts out.
     
  7. Dale thompson

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    I’ve landed in the corn patch at an indigenous dirt lot close to my delivery where they make green tractors.
     
  8. Dave_in_AZ

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    The OM has booked us on a load back towards the mega indigenous population center INSIDE THE COMMUNIST STATE.

    Just by happenstance, President Trump is coming to Arizona Friday.

    And The OM loves President Trump. So we may just deadhead home then, so she can go to the rally.
     
  9. Espressolane

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  10. D.Tibbitt

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    All back together. And i didnt even end up with any extra bolts!



    Too hot to be working outside. Time for beer.

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  11. tramm01

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    If I could find the number to that mean white cat, probably set her up with a date and I’d be happy to chaperone — HB loves Trumpy to, but she’s got other commitments
     
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