What if it Snows?

This could get very detailed. Some zones could be rated yellow, moderate risk, red high risk and black, certain death.

 

Thing I liked about Golfing was "no special license or permit needed" unlike Trucking or Welding or Mechanic or Ice, Ice Baby Skating Rink Provocateur.
Golf was much more interesting when one hit the ball in random directions as well "playing the holes" in no certain order, regardless of "skill" level.

A portable mega phone to:
Help keep people's blood flow more active especially when one yells INCOMING!!

 

Back in my time, it would have been the discussion with self, Like: "Self, you've been had."

 

Your supposed to play the holes in order?
When did that start?

 

Zounds.. I would be dangerous with a chemistry set now.

 

Glad you posted that. Always wondered why the ARMY felt it necessary to march me to and fro for a whole year at Ft. Devens for little ole .982 MOS.
Shoulda went on to collitch insted of jining the Big Green Machine...