Muck Boots 'n' Slickers - Life of a Livestock Hauler

I believe this is the best thread on this forum. Real professionals sharing real experiences from the past and present. Somethings are funny, some are tragic, but all real. And sometimes there is a little off track comedy thrown in. There is no one here trying to one-up someone else.

 

This one and a couple others are awesome. In a way it reminds me of the times when you caught a good group at the lunch counter under a big red ball somewhere, or gathered around the big table at Little America.

 

Well I had to do a little research before my reply as I wanted to make sure I had the correct reference…


I was wondering if Girlfriend B may have been your old 300 lb lover from the res????

Just Sayin

 

Had a fairly productive day. Got our main and aux in both drive shafts made and the exhaust back on. Didn’t go down the road cause we just quit and gotta get another load of prison calves to Colorado in the morning

 

@Cattleman84

I don't get here as much, but thanks for starting the thread. I’ve got a lot of catching up to do, but the thread is really great.

 

Well @pete781693 we're all friends here and we keep no secrets ( well maybe a few )... But I'am not totally buying your had to do some research.. .. I got a gut feeling you shot a round of golf and our in house Security and he might have influenced you in to asking.. but that's ok.... we're all friends ...lol
But NO she was not GF B...I was only 17 at the time.. Iam guessing she was pushing 30 and 300 lbs is well out of my target range.. and she thought she was fix'n to teach me about the Birds & Bees.. I wasn't gonna have any of that

Now to put things in perspective I reckon the last GF that I had & talked about on here would be GF J. Would she pull a knife and threaten to cut me ???.. Absolutely Not.... She would pull a gun and promise to shoot me in the nadds and make good on the promise to... she was 5'.2" and probably tipped the scale at 120 lbs and a full fledged Iowan.. I like alittle meat on the bones but not a butterball turkey ..
My relationships seem to last about as long a cheap battery...
The last 1 lasted longer than any of them .. I also will be the 1st to admitt I'am the reason they seem to be short lived
I travel that road yet today a few times a year.. and still go right by that wide spot in the road.. that cafe is still there .. but I never slow down when passing by

 

Not trying to 1 up ya ... but this is how we do it in Iowa with our corn fed gals

 

Mr......what kinda voodoo you got going on there ?