Muck Boots 'n' Slickers - Life of a Livestock Hauler

Discussion in 'Experienced Truckers' Advice' started by Cattleman84, Jun 14, 2021.

  1. wore out

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    Mine is a long way from bad ###, she does however do her part. Some can have countless dollars spent and be built by some big name creator and still not have any mo-jo. That can’t be bought or sold. Up loaded or programmed they either got it or they don’t. Course I know you know this but many don’t. My ol truck isn’t short on mo-jo or heart either one, that is priceless
     
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  3. JolliRoger

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    And some trucks can really go, when the man that can really get it out of that truck gets in the seat. I am sure there are those on this thread who have good naturedly swapped trucks with another driver and made it out perform his efforts. It isn't all under the hood or under the frame..
    (I paid Radford, VA a little $35.00 forfeit bond one night doing this.)
     
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  4. Last Call

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    The right Mo-Jo is what makes a good truck good
    You can't buy Mo-Jo.. And I can't explain it in words..But you know when it's there
     
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    A water park for pride days.............probably have to have a bidet in the unisex restrooms I suppose.

    As you say, we normally build places for fish to fornicate, I wonder what the water park would require? Lol
     
  6. tramm01

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    Be best if the whole idea was dropped before things get out of hand— I was fix’n to say something about fruit cakes fornicating, but I won’t
     
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  7. Isafarmboy

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    Yup! And all because of the color of the mans peter....car????
     
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  8. RockinChair

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    Some way to keep the leather dry, I reckon.
     
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  9. Last Call

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    @Oxbow .. when do they shut down the golf courses in your area ?
    I got a start up company going .. and I need you & @pete781693 on board..
    Hoping you will trade your golf clubs in on a set of knitting needles and get Pete to brush up on his electrical skills
    I talked to my good friend this morning.. he is sleep deprived cause his co-pilot kept him awake cause he was cold
    So I'am hoping you can design some doggy jackets since your sporting that fur coat banana hammock maybe you could knit up some proto types
    I was gonna let Pete wire em for 12vt DC power ..
    Fall is here so we need to get gonning on this
    I was gonna cut @Cattleman84 in on the leather gloves .. but he's still cooking hooch
    I think we came make bank .. I already signed Doc on to model our merchandise
     
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  10. wore out

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    Y’all have no idea how insufferable this heathen can be to sleep with his comfort not yours is all that matters to him. Some wouldn’t have it but I tell ya I had a Charlois bull last week with a bad attitude the moment I met him. To be safe I got Doc out. He had that m’fer screaming y’all quit gd I’ll do whatever you want just get off me. It was an instant reaction to him the minute that big s o b come after me when I swung the gate. But at 8 years old I worry about him a little, I mean a jacket would be nice so he could sleep in the floor where he belongs. Not on my head wishing to share my pillow and growling if I try to move him. The #######
     
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  11. Last Call

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    See there @Oxbow .. Doc likes white.. ..get to knitting
    I just hope like he'll @pete781693 knows how to wire things up cause I don't need Doc hunting me down cause his tail got electrified..
    And this is a bare bones start up company .. I can't withstand a class action lawsuit
     
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