Should I walk out of this interview?

Faking heart attacks don’t work well.
A lot of tests.

 

I've read a couple of posts on here that the "driver" left the collection site because his "wife got in a car wreck/ had a heart attack", and got popped as a positive for refusal.

I read it on the Interwebs, so it's obviously true. Right?.......

 

Yes it is true.

About a month ago we had a driver walk outside to make a phone call. Clinic rejected him as a "refusual".

 

Even if you yourself are having a heart attack or even a seizure better hope you land some piss in that cup.

 

IDK, @gentleroger, I'd say there's a pretty big difference between an interview and a pre-hire.

 

Homeskillet said "collection site".

 

If I'm told my interview is at a certain time I'm there and ready 10 minutes beforehand. If they aren't ready on time and don't at least give me the courtesy of telling me they're a little behind then screw 'em.

 

No no no, you also need to piss on the CEO's office couch to establish dominance. I think I saw Bear Grylls doing that one time to intimidate a grizzly bear or something.... Or at least I know he did something with piss, I can't quite remember.

 

Yeah, Val went off on the piss test tangent and I followed him off the rails......

 

Yes, but only when corroborated through the files concerning dodgy behaviors.
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