Where is everyone #5

I was a model student

 

Almost made it too…..

 

I thought about driving a school bus too. But, for the reason you stated above, I decided against it. I figured showing up to the school with an empty bus wouldn't go over well. Neither would having to send a second bus to pick up all the kids that got left standing on various street corners.

 

Good evenin y'all

 

I was in 1st or 2nd grade a couple high school boys got in a slug fest. JQ the bus driver stopped and put em both out right on the county road. Took the rest of us to school. I’m not sure what happened to the boys but I don’t think anything happened with JQ cause he was still my bus driver the last day I rode the bus which would’ve been my Junior year cause my ol Chevy was getting a transplant

 

My bus driver almost got fired one winter because we got stuck and a bunch of us went out and pushed the bus free.

 

Well…

Was riding on the motorcycle and saw a guy on a motorcycle sitting in the opposite lanes, with traffic pissed off and confused about why this guy is blocking the right lane.

I pull into the middle turn lane, hit the hazards and try to help. As I run up, I can smell the brakes. There’s an autozone 25 yards away.

‘Your rear brake lock up?’
“Yes, just bought this bike from X dealership for $2500 as is and…
‘Stand right here and flag traffic. Be right back!”

Cop rolls up. “Everything okay?”
‘His rear brake seized up. Can you swing behind him and block traffic. I am going to buy a wrench and he will be able to get out of the road.’ Cop hits the discos and blocks traffic. I am running to autozone when I hear a loud Boom. I turn around and see a cloud of smoke coming from the motorcycle.

What happened?’
“Looks like the brake line blew.”
‘That’s good actually. How far do you live from here?’
“2 miles.”
‘The bike will move now. You can get home.’
“But the brake line blew…?”
‘And freed up the rear wheel. You can ride home, just without rear brakes. Careful in gravel driveways, but you will be fine.’

 

I think the kingpin and bushing press just tipped the scales in your favor. lol. I think you done did ok !!

 

Am i the only knuckledragger that when i need to use superglue, somehow i end up with more of it on my fingers than on the #### im trying to glue, and then of course trying to spread the glue with ur other available fingers is also a bad idea and results in the product becoming glued to your fingers... I think im not much smarter than a retarded donkey sometimes