Let's see your pet photos.

lol, sorrys Ducks but he loves that duck. He's a retreiver, what'd ya expect.

 

But he's not chewing on the duck......Ducks. Looks like they're best buds. He's just cuddling it and resting on it....actually looks like he's ready to fall asleep. Now...if he had his teeth around it's neck......

 

dummy 1, dummy 2 and dummy 3 lol

left to right, molly, the silly boxer, mary jane, the even sillier pit bull and a really unique lab/pit mix big boy, who will forever think he is a little puppy lapdog.....he has no clue how big he is but it never stops him from jumping up in my lap and curling up like a ball

 

Twizzler's on the left, a Collie/something-or-other mix. He's an 80lb dog who weighed 36 lbs when we rescued him. Lucy, the German Shorthaired Pointer, was also a rescue, but was never mistreated. She was given up because the AKC wouldn't recognize a black GSP. Their driver is Zoe, my little girl.

 

Rufus, worlds best trucking dog

 

So he's a retriever. Teach him to retrieve something else. Like your slippers... a bottle of beer... or the television remote. But not ducks.

Hitman has a point, tho. At least he doesn't have his teeth around its neck -- in THAT photo. I appreciate you sparing me that. <sigh>

 

Here... he can chew on this instead

jk, Ducks...

 

This is Jake. My boxer. He'll be 3 y/o on July 10th. He's been with me from when he was 6 1/2 weeks old. He is ALL Boxer.

 

Here they are, watching TV. Honey and Coco. Brother and sister from the same litter, both 6 years old and the two most high maintenance dogs I've ever had, but the two most loving and affectionate dogs on earth.