Just some of the stupid things I see

I was always just a little too much "fun" for one woman...Till I met the one I'm married to now.

She's as much fun as I am!

 

....skydiving probably isn't for you!

 

I have no desire to get out of a perfectly good airplane.

 

Even once it hits the taxi and pulls to the gate? What, do you like getting "examined" by Homeland that much?

-Steven

 

I don't fly anything larger than a cessna!

 

How bout a perfectly good helicopter?? Jumping out of those is even more fun than "just" an airplane.

 

Eh I don't know about getting into a vehicle that is constantly trying to fall from the sky...

 

Have we successfully hijacked this thread.......... again?

 

Helicopters don't fly. They beat the air into submission.

 

how do you figure? You can shut a Helicopter off and still safely land nice and gentally no differant then if it was running ya know... Its called a Auto Rotation, every Helicopter pilot has to do it in order to pass the test tot get his/her license. The instructor literally just leans over and shuts it off and says...."ok now land it"

only 2 things can happen

a. you do it right
b. you fall out of the sky and get very much so injured and pollisbly die

My instructor at BTC is a Helicopter pilot and used to be a examiner for people to test for there license until a student did it wrong and they fell a few hundred feet out of the air...he's lucky to be alive! He got thrown threw the windsheild!




American Trucker