Truck driver slang

Another.... Keep the shiny side up and the dirty side down.... Drive Safe

 

Keep the bears off your glass and the bugs off your a... wait a minute, I got that one backwards, I think...

 

Here is some more, Advertising- a bear driving with his emergency lights on, Driving at a high rate of fuel consumption- a speeder.. Meat Wagon- an ambulance

 

%Rocknroll there is also "You got a Meat Wagon running hot" that means their lights are on. And "You got a meatwagon running cold" that means their lights aren't on. Learned that one from my mom who is a retired Nurse.

 

LOL Bulkamatic. I read that one to my Uncle and he busted laughing and said it is the other way around. LOL

 

Pretty much the classic verse at the end of the classic song C.W. McCall's " Convoy "

 

"Hey whatever-way bound, what did you leave behind you?"
"A wife and two children" (meaning I ain't seen anything in so long I done forgot what they looked like, go ahead and gas on it and do it how ya want to.)

 

Never saw this mentioned in this thread, but a driver pulled up beside me and told me my "porch light" was on.

 

Okay that's a new one to me DC what is that supposed to mean if you don't mind me asking?

 

Work lights on the back of your sleeper I do believe