Talk to me about why...

Don't mention this to anyone and I will try to flog my extra copy, at a profit of course, to someone at my orientation who doesn't know what I know...now...thanks to you. Let's make this our little secret

Getting rid of the atlas should make room for my espresso machine and foot spa.

Little Eddy

 

My ferrets are trained attack ferrets, the same kind that Persian royalty used for sport hunting peacock eggs; they have been known to shred an adult to nothing more than bloody bones in less than five minutes...they have served me loyally and love that foot spa because once a month the get to hold a pool party.
I supply some snacks and let them play there favorite music (Pat Benatar and Blondie, they are very 80's) and they have a blast.
Going for the foot spa is a suicide mission; worst of all, they now know you're out there and they are watching. They're very crafty that way...

Little Eddy

 

Pray tell who is this mysterious Moosc of whom you speak, from which planet does he hail? Is he one of the Pumpkin People?

I will agree on the following conditions: this Moosc person will do the driving and truck stuff during the day while I regale him (and a growing audence over the CB and short wave) with stories of ribald adventures in far away lands (St Louis, metro Tampa Bay, Hood River), I will play the piano and sing like Bob Wills of the Texas Playboys..."Ah yea...allllllright..." we will laugh and live harmoniously.
I don't mind doing the night driving, gives me a chance to look for zombies and vampires...I have my official vampire killers badge and a fancy vampire killing hat; if ya gonna kill vampires ya gotta dress like a dandy. I am known at night as the "Sartorial Slayer".

What's the going rate for team driving, recruiter told me something like $5. a mile and you get to stay in fancy hotels with room service and stuff...that's true ain't it? Nothing says five start luxury like a dollop of pâté on your pillow.

Moosc must be able to tolerate my deadly flesh craving ferrets who now labor under the impression that mickmause is their queen. Don't know where they got that crazy idea. They sit at the window always searching, always looking...
Have this Moosc contact me, I will drive with him for only $10,000 a month above my 75% of the team share. I will not charge more for this Moosc sounds an honorable and decent fellow. Also I will need his dimensions for the special uniforms I have planned...I hope he enjoys feathers and Lycra as much as I do.

Little Eddy




Too over the top???