Random LTL Rants (all are welcomed)

ABF drivers have a sense of humor

Chatted up a petite really cute redhead ( female ) the other day doing 30 minutes. She worked for MCT/WSE That OTR/regional reefer company. Drivers door to drivers door. Long story short, a manly person with boobs and deep voice appeared from bunker, It was her trainer. Chalked blocked by mentor

OTR has some diamonds in rough.

 

Fake trucker? Never once been called that. Been called everything else in the dictionary and urban dictionary. Bucket list for 2014. try to get called fake trucker.

This probably isn't the same as being called fake trucker. Long story short fooled around with this brunette years ago. She accused me or not being employed by a trucking company, Because my hands were soft. This girl did not understand the concept of gloves and just previously using her fruity hand lotion washing soap crap in the bathroom


PS. I should have used that lotion for other purposes, she was batcrap crazy.

 

Just say you were on ice road truckers, You met lisa kelly and stayed over the polar bears house. lol
if they want more detail, tell them to IMDB you. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3788683/?ref_=ttfc_fc_cl_t179 lol lol lol lol lol

 

Lol yea I still keep I'm touch with this guy. We were on the same peddle route so we ran into a lot of customers. I used to love it when they say I'm not a real trucker and can't drive, and right in front of these OTR guys I'd get the 53 footer in one shot in a door( I did this customer quite a bit and knew all the tricks for this dock.) I will say a single screw tractor is a lot easier than a sleeper

 

Told this before, switched to USPF, Former co-workers from ABF was waiting for the door, Now it's vice versa again. it's hard to NOT make friends. Go in the customer and see whats going on and chat up the fella brother.

Long story short previous job, used the bosses son peterbilt day cab for end dump scrapping a few days, Wished i had anything other then this peterbilt day cab twin screw,Those dang dual extended exhaust stacks made the mirrors useless, So in the end been their done that.

Car guy here, No big rig is awesome to me. Peterbilt really is for OTR lol, no wonder those folks can't back crap

 

Peterbilt is best for OTR, construction, cartage (dumpster garbage) and even fuel. For LTL Volvo is just fine for me. Although a Peterbilt would be nice as a road truck for me lol

 

Fedex pkg. , UPS Parcel, myself and all other LTLers was called "Pizza Delivery Drivers" By an irrate Billy Big Rigger at a reg. customer cause he wasnt getting loaded fast enough. We all had a good laugh at him wearing his typical OTR gear, Grey sweatshirt and dirty grey sweatpants

 

Going to bet that driver was from the usa. Why is it, 2nd language english folks wear track suits? not a stereotype lol
Far from a fashionable person. Never thought to wear sweatpants. not sure if driver is genius or lazy