Random LTL Rants (all are welcomed)

Discussion in 'LTL and Local Delivery Trucking Forum' started by road_runner, Jun 21, 2013.

  1. Shaggy

    Shaggy Road Train Member

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    Holiday weekend....... They are thinking of ways to bust your balloons. ... Reality, everyone on here and everyone in your area knows you superpet39 can't park your POV or TT.

    Joking aside, Doubt anyone remembers you. Kick yourself in the balloons just to make sure :biggrin_2559:
     
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  3. superpet39

    superpet39 Road Train Member

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    in hindsight.... I have no idea why I was in a rush.... These guys (linehaul) are JUST STARTING their day (night) and I'm actually finishing mine.... So wth do I have to complain about! As far as parking is concerned: you should see me trying to park my little Prius after working a 14 hour day! (Turning the steering wheel in the opposite direction, even looking for a clutch to push in sometimes! lol)
     
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  4. Marksteven

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    Cake route? , LOL everyone tells me i have a Gravy Route. More like a Soup run :biggrin_25520:
     
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  5. ACH1130

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    Well you work 8-4 every day... I wish I had those hours, then I can finish the firebird and start my bronco project we spoke about
     
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  6. Shaggy

    Shaggy Road Train Member

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    24 holy crap. Either you screwed the owners wife or knocked up his daughter or married his sister. 24: respect old man lol :biggrin_255:
     
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  7. road_runner

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    Just catching up on three days of chatter. Speaking of interchangeable keys... every make specific key will open/start any truck within the company. Here is what I was issued on my first day. Just sat in my inbox with no explanation. After two years of working there and probing and trying out, here is what I figured out:


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  8. Shaggy

    Shaggy Road Train Member

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    HHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    Forgot to mention, At the terminal, if we need to change out propane tanks for the forklift. We have to ask for propane cage key from dispatch personal/management HAHAHAHA.
    They trust us with up to millions of dollars worth of whatever in the wagons jogging around towns. Can't trust us with a cage key HAHHAHAHAA



    CRAP: I think the joke is on me, Never tried to use my padlock key. No wonder always get a funny look requesting the cage key.
     
  9. road_runner

    road_runner Road Train Member

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    Cage keys? We don't have those. Just a large bulk tank out by the yard. Thinking about filling up my BBQ tank there when I am done with work. Nobody trained me how to use it though. Scared I am gonna blow myself up.
     
  10. Shaggy

    Shaggy Road Train Member

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    added/edited above. HAHA i'm a idiot. we have the 9-12 propane cylinders locked up, your employer thought it out. Fock, i'm a idiot. . Thank you interent solving my own problems.


    Worked the shop before driving and coworker told me from day 1 to get the key from dispatch. old habits and being a progressive idiot about a universal key.


    #### YOU SENIORS !!!!!!!!! FOCK !
     
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    You guys wanna know how ghetto my terminal is? We ran out of industrial handsoap last year... On Independence Day weekend. One of our drivers out of Salt Lake that lays over felt bad for us and donated some bars that he stole from the hotel. I came to work after my 10 and found this hanging on the bathroom door. I blacked out the contact info, but the fine print at the bottom says: Out of toilet paper. Please order some as soon as possible. We are also been out of paper towels.

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