The Etiquette of WHINNING...

So... You're saying I probably should just learn to like flippin' these burgers, and not even bother with the Swift application? Dang!

 

As a former burger flipper, What's wrong with flippin' burgers???

Man I was an awesome burger flipper!

 

I hear ya! People run the job down but no one wants a one sided burger.

 

I have some one-sided bits of paper I can't sell, either.

 

The difference is HUMOR.
Factoid: for humor to be truly funny, it should be based, at least in part, in reality.
Illustrate the absurd by being absurd is a form of humor.

Ergo, if y'all prefer humor over whinning, that's what makes Im6Under "better". IMO.

To hear the real whinners -- or they could even be professional whinnnnnnnerrrs, can also be funny. All depends on how y'all hear it.

I keep lookin' for those on the value-menu. Can I super-size it?
OH!
And I have a coupon.
Two for the price of one.
So, can I get two tops, instead of two bottoms?

I have a bunch of one-sided points of views I can't get rid of either.
Maybe we oughta try e-bay?
I just wonder I much I should charge for someone to
take them outta my head?

Good post Im6Under.

BTW, just an AfterShock AfterThought --
Whenever folks ask how I am, I tell 'em
"(Still) Under 6 feet -- but (still) above ground."
It's twue!
It's twue!

 

Lol - I like him!

Subject hasn't come up with my kids.. I can imagine them taking me to a taxidermist, though.

I forget where we read it - but my wife threatens to duplicate it: Cremate me and have the ashes installed in an hourglass. She says it's to remind her of all the good times she spent with me. I think it's more likely to be a comment on wasted time.. but we already know she's insane.