I hate Peoplenet, where are you parked and recipes thread

I won't say that then....and no she didn't "unfriend" me she rejected my friend request....there is a difference and yup I have to agree with that one

 

I feel at this point it's time to note I found the bennies that fell between the seat two months ago this morning

 

I like kitties FM however does not at all....I try

 

It's good being right once in a while. Shop guys jacked up the axle with the abs sensors on it, tried moving the tires with a pry bar, told the boss nothing wrong. He tells them no, take the caps off and put a wrench on them. 4 turns on the spindle nut to start preloading the bearings.

This is a family friendly forum, so I cannot share that.

 

Hehehe... Y'all don't know me too well do yah?

I'll leave any #### well time I please. My life is nothing but a giant chess tournament. I might look 2 steps behind the rest of you, but it's only a ruse.

You'll get nothing but fuel bills chasing me.

Nope. Long distance relationship. We met 6 years ago in person, fell for the other and the rest is a long story.

But yes. And actually...its been 2 years, 3 months, and 12 days...

I'm a patient person...happy to be patient. If we weren't worth the wait to the other, we wouldn't have.

...some of you are probably twitching about now.

Hide and watch.

Every horror story has an ending. Just have to be the right person in the horror story. Lol

Oh don't forget... I'm moving to Canada. Alberta to be specific. I'll get my yearly dose of that, plus some.

You will have a good time and you will like it!

I don't make threats...

 

And it took over an hour to get through Santa Barbara today.

Having to take a 30 because it was going to take more than 8 hours to get from Bakersfield to Ontario............

 

I wonder if I can get some advice from y'all. I got a wimmun's problem. Wait, I said that wrong, I gotta lack of a wimmun's problem. Hard ta believe, I know, but true. ( somebody call Pete an ambulance, will ya? He ain't lookin' too healthy tremblin' like that stretched out on the floor. And I ain't ever seen a human that color before ! ..... What color is that anyway ? ....burnt fuscia ? deep purple ? Whatever it is, it's got a bunch a' green streaks mixed in there. ) .......... Anyhow, as I was sayin' ... I have so much ta offer a gal ...... ( shut up Pete, or I'll cancel that ambulance call ! .... ) ..... I've got a perfect figure. Hey, perfectly round still counts as perfect. In addition, I'm short, bald and toofless. Of course, Looks ain't everything. Which brings us to intellect and personality and charm. Aw heck, I know y'all have read my postings on here, so I won't lie and try ta claim I possess any of those things in great ( or even little ) quantities. But plenty a' folks get by just fine without any a' that, so why should that count against me ? ..... Anyhow, there was this one wimmun's I'd been talkin' too for a bit, but she's startin' ta' send me pictures of other gals and askin' if I think they're cute. I mean, there ain't no denyin' that gals good lookin' ( and Southern ta boot ! Very Southern, as in from the Southern Hemisphere. ) but I think she's tryin' to get me interested in that other gal so I won't hit on her so much. What y'all think ? Personally, I like the one I talk to now better. There's just something enchanting about the way she doesn't answer my phone calls. Most wimmun's change the message on their phone to say " Get Lost Loser !!! sorry if this is a legitimate Caller, I'm having problems with a Stalker." after 6 months to a year or so, but not this gal, she's got Class ! and cute little papaya's too ! ..... hang on Pete, I can hear the ambulance sirens, they're on the way !

 

Sitting at the TA commerce city CO. this guy has a selfie stick out and must have taken 100 pictures of himself in the truck. A couple of himself pretending to be driving.

 

Running up to Crashville in the AM. Load and roll back to the crib. Deliver at the Ga Dome Monday AM. Sounds fun don't it?

 

Be a man don't let her fob you off on some other hot exotic chick......unless you can get them both of course and then you'd be our hero.

Stand your ground and make sure she knows you're the only one for her with more to offer than the other round toothless driver types. She can find a round and toothless driver anywhere ( okay, maybe not perfectly round so you have an advantage there too ) but to find one with wit and charm makes you a keeper. Make her know it lol

But above all, don't lie and say the other girls aren't hot when she asks lol She already knows they are.

You could always buy a bunch of those cheap throwaway phones then she'll never know its you calling and will always answer hehehe