Running with JCT, Part Deux

Thing is, those people actually believe their bogus lies.

 

About as good as the Special Forces guy I ran into ... Captured on his first mission in Nam ... Then captured in the first Gulf War ... then captured in Afghanistan. I just said "Special Forces? Captured every time? You weren't very good at it, were you."

 

I literally laughed out loud. What did his face look like.

 

considering there's a 30 year span from the end of the 1st conflict to the last, he must have been the oldest special forces dude on the front lines in American history.

 

Recently met a guy who told me he was an airborne soldier and had nearly 200 combat jumps. Although I didn't question that claim, I'm a veteran myself and normally just listen to people's outrageous claims with a smile on my face. Nearly 200 combat jumps from an aircraft in the war this gentleman claimed would have been a jump every other day. Sorry, not possible. Perhaps his definition of a combat jump was jumping off his bed late at night to use the pisser? That would be plausible if that were the case.

 

I watch a lot of those videos on YouTube of stolen valor. The look of fear when they are caught by other real military men is priceless.

 

I met a guy one day. He told me he was a truck driver. I immediately turned around and walked away because i knew the next sentence out of his mouth was gonna be complete bullsh1t.

 

So im picking up here in Yakima at a cherry place and the guy next to me has been here 2 days. I thought tyson was bad.

 

Don't kid yourself.... Tyson still sux

 

Now, that made me literally laugh out loud.