Strip clubs

As a wise man would say. Lol. It's amazing how well your advice works. Well kept secret that is not learned until somewhere in your 40's.

 

I had a stripper put a nipple in my beer one time. I asked for another beer. That was my cue I was too old.

 

I always insist on virgin dancers.

 

I was at a strip joint once and the lady had a placard on he bikini it was View attachment 187486

Then I sad hey can I get a dance. So as she began to strip there was some green fluids that were dripping on stage. Then a saw a View attachment 187486
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As she leaned forward to tell me that will be $20. I said no that will be a View attachment 187491
Across your mouth