Originally Posted by miseryonwheels
maybe.. how much does she weigh?
I just wanted to bring up that I was once approached by a young male amish hooker. yea, beard and all. How do you scare them away if they aren't scared of going to hell? LOL
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Discussion in 'Experienced Truckers' Advice' started by jedi_tev, Oct 18, 2008.
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I'd have thought CR England would be high on that list ...
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I can live with the ladies working the parking lots as long as they aren't too persistant with the knocking. The one I am getting tired of however is the homos in the rest areas. Since when is acceptable to hit on someone while they are in their most natural sitting postion? I had another such encounter with a pickle smuggler in NC yesterday. I feel that if I can't use a ladies room because I may be sexually attracted to them then these limp wrist should not be allowed in the men's can.
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Here's a couple of suggestions. Dump your urine bottle out the window when they knock, then say "Oh, I'm sorry I didn't see you there."
You could also boobytrap your truck to electricute anyone who touches the body.
Both are very likely to discourage repeat solicitation of "commercial company."CANGST Thanks this. -
Or 18 flat tires and/or empty fuel tanks.
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Well you're just no fun at all tonight, are you?
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SOME carry it a tad too far --- like the driver in Fontana who
solved the problem with a shotgun.
I doubt he'll have that problem again --- where he is now.
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Aahh... okay. Then let me add a disclaimer.
Rookies, my 2nd post back was made entirely in jest. Please do not take it seriously. -
Truth be knowed, I've thought of doin' a LOT worse, ---
ESPECIALLY after the fifth or sixth knock.
I remember a night in Oklahoma City when I didn't get ANY
sleep because of the constant knockin'.
About every 1/2 hour, a different knocker was knockin'.
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