Hi, I'm Snazzy and I'm Trucker

OK Corral here we come!!

 

Cornfield, Berry N. LOL! Almost spilled my beer!

 

an eye for a eye...

you go Barney, JUSTICE, Texas style...

 

Run Forrest , uh Barry run. Will Barney sink down and do such a nasty deed. Let's hope so. But I got a feeling he will come back from the Dark Side before he does ol' Berry in.He knows TX eventually does administer capital punishment.

 

sounds like a man gearing up for a "hunting trip"

 

First let's have a Big Snazzy Welcome for Bigray, our newest Snazzer, who believes in an eye, for an eye. Creekrd sees the OK Corral, Lobshot spilled his beer, Pjw044 is ready to go hunting and Big Duker sure knows his Texas Penal Code. What a deal, as Life Goes On.

It was a newer truckstop and one that I hadn't been to before. Oh, I'd seen it there, right after they built it, but had never stopped in. You know, it was too close to Dallas, when I'd head out and to close to stop, on my way in. Yep, us drivers are fickle that way and.. Well you know, what I mean. Anyway, I'd kept an eye on the laptop screen and ol' Berry had put down some miles. Yep, he wasn't more than a half hour away and closing in fast. I backed in between two other rigs and pulled the yellow knob. From the back row there, I could see the entrance and exit. Well, it didn't take long, before Berry arrived. Yep, his rig was easy to spot. It had a Red Rabbit painted on the doors and was pulling a 53' flatbed that had Rabbits on the mud flaps. What a deal ! He backed in a few spots to my left, but I could still see his long nose. No ! Not his nose ! The old Freight Shaker he was in. Yep, a minute later he strutted his stuff right in front of me. Yep, that was him alright ! Let's see, 6' foot, 155 lbs, around 30 years old, rutty complexion, wearing a Red Rabbit ball cap, faded, tight fitting jeans, with a sleeveless shirt and cowboy boots. The Idiot even glanced up at me and gave me a nose nod. You know, how drivers do. It's just a way to greet each other and ... Well, you know ! Anyway, as soon he crossed the fuel isle and headed inside, I began preparing myself. Let's see, clip in, safety off, silencer screwed on, knit cap, gloves, handcuffs, wrist ties and .. Wait a minute ! This isn't going to work. There has to fifty witnesses around here and... Would you quit worrying so much ! It'll be dark here in a few minutes. I'll just sneak over there and wait for him. When he comes back, we'll get the drop on him. Yeah, force him to get in and put them cuffs on him. Then we can sit in his sleeper, with the curtains shut and ... That's not going work ! I mean, we get him to confess and blows his brains out. Then what ? They'll find his body and know he was murdered. I'll be the prime suspect ! The cops aren't that stupid ! Hell, they'll figure it out and know it was me. Yep, I can see it now ! Shut up mind voices !

So, what do you think ? Yeah, you might be right ! I bet, there's a ton of evidence in his truck. You know, tying him to those murders. Hair samples, blood stains, the victims DNA and ... What do want to do, just close up shop and call the cops ? I thought, that you really cared about Hot Legs and what about those other victims ? If a SOB ever had it coming to him, he's the one. Did you forget about him screwing her, after she was dead ? I swear, I'll blow his brains out, right here in front of everybody ! #### SOB ! Would you settle down ? We can't just gun the Idiot down and sashay off. Here's my idea, we'll do like you said, and get the drop on him. Then.. Wait ! Wait a minute. I've got a better idea ! Remember, that place he's delivering to ? Yeah, it's some sort of construction site. See, Backwoods Condos ! I bet, there isn't a soul around there and ... Yeah ! We can lure him over there and.. Perfect ! We can play it by ear ! I can tell him, that we're delivering to the same place and have him follow us over there ! There must be a hundred back roads around here and we'll ..... Perfect ! Yeah, your one smart fella ! Sometimes I really surprise myself ! Yep, that's what we'll do ! Get him out there, all alone and take our time ! I want that SOB to suffer and know why we're doing this. Man, I just hope that everything goes right. Well, if it doesn't .. What difference does it make ? All they can do is stick a needle in my arm, or give us life. without parole. No ! I'd blow my brains out first, before going back to prison and that's the truth ! Sure. you would ! Oh, you don't believe me ? Would ya'll shut up ! Your giving me a headache and .... Wait ! Is that him ? Let's get our act together and do this thing ! What a deal, as Life Goes On.

Nightie night Snazzers, your Snazzy1.

 

Maybe he gets busted just as Barney is approaching for the kill. Or gets run over. Or shot by someone else before our hero gets his own revenge. So many scenarios. Some on Snazzy let us in on the finale.

 

Happy hunting !!! PS...don't forget your doe pee...LOL

 

Big Duker is ready for the Big Finale and Creekrd reminds us that Barney is a little Doe Pee,,, err, Dopey. No, he's not ! If ya'll haven't figured it out by now. Well, Barney Goose is nuttier than a retarded bedbug. I mean, he's a mentally challenged American, with a medically recognized disability that requires special needs. So says, our Federal Government and who are we to disagree ? What a deal, as Life Goes On.

I spotted Berry walking towards his rig and climbed down out of Ol' Blue. The sun had set and my parking lamps gave off an amber glow. I adjusted my black knit stocking cap and lit up a 100. Berry sipped from a straw that was stuck inside his 40 oz Big Gulp. When he got within a few feet I made my move.

I nose nodded, " How's it going driver ? Are you with Red Rabbit Freight Lines ? "

Berry thumbed his cap's bill, " Sure am ! Who are you with ? "

I blew smoke, " I'm leased on with TLX and this is my rig, right here. Say, you wouldn't be headed to Backwoods Condos, would you "

Berry paused, " Yeah, I think that's the name of it. It's a load of sheet rock and I'm suppose to delivery it, first thing in the morning. Why ? "

I lied, " That's where I'm headed too and I thought, that I've seen some of your company rigs out there before. "

Berry shrugged, " You might have, but this is my first load out there. What time are you suppose to be there ? "

My nose grew, " I deliver out there all of the time and know the construction foreman. Matter of fact, I just called him and said, for us to head over there. Something about, he can unload us early and ... "

Berry sucked his straw, " Really ? That'd be great ! I've got a preassigned load that's waiting for me. I can get loaded there 24 hours a day. How you ever heard of Acme Brick ? We do lots of hauls out of there and ... "

I was honest, " Yeah, I know Acme Brick ! Their a big outfit and I bet, they keep ya'll busy. "

So, after a few more minutes of B.S. and getting to know you. Well, you know what I mean. You know, getting Ol' Berry to fall for my crap and eating out of my hand. Yep, we headed out, with me in the lead and him following like a lost kitten in the woods. We hit the Interstate, headed North, for a few miles, took an exit, went under the overpass, drove past a few places, hung a left, down a dirt road, made two rights and there we were. Now get this ! I was just looking for a place that was hidden and where we wouldn't be seen. Of course, I couldn't believe my eyes. Yep, there was a sign right in front the entrance, ' Backwoods Condos Building Site '. What a deal !

Berry keyed his mike, " That's it right there, isn't it ? "

I keyed back, " Yeah, this is it ! Why don't you park by the gate here and I'll see what's up ! "

So, Berry pulled his knob, as I drove on in. The entrance drive was made of fresh concrete and almost glowed in the moonlight. Yep, this was one big project and somebody had invested a fortune. I followed the road a good half a mile in and spotted the four story complex. Yep, it appeared to be some sort of fancy retirement community. You know, what they use to call an old aged home. There were supply trailers, a couple of office trailers, several backhoes, front loaders and such. You know, like a construction site should have. I went ahead and circled around back and spied the rear. Yep, there was a loading dock, with a couple of rolled up doors and next to them was a huge dumpster. It was one of them commercial types that roll off trucks drop and pick up, when full. It had one of them compacters attached to it. You know, like trash trucks have. I climbed down and checked things out. Nope, not a soul around and quiet as a church, on a Saturday night. What a deal ! Anyway, just to make sure, I sashayed inside and gave out a few shouts. Nope, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse, with a dong this big ! Well, you know what I mean ! I checked my time piece and did some mental math. Let's see, it's a little after 9 pm and they probably won't be here until dawn. That gives me about six hours. No ! Let's make that four hours, just to be safe. Yeah, that's about right. Yep as long, as no one shows up early, or some rent a pig pulls in. Well, that's a chance we've got to take. You know, Ol' Berry doesn't seem like that bad of a guy. We better be sure, before we do anything rash. Hell, remember what Nick said ? His DNA was a perfect match and there's no explaining that ! He's guilty and you know it ! Now, don't chicken out and let's get this over with. The SOB is all mine ! I''m going to have him begging for mercy and ... Would you shut up ! Big Duker and the Snazzers are waiting, for this to be over with. My God, you ramble on and on, and never know when to .... Alright already ! I promise to cut to the chase and have the grand finale tomorrow night. No ! Not the finale of, as Life Goes On. Just the end of Berry N Cornfield. What a deal !

Nightie Night Snazzers, your Snazzy1.

 

Come on Snazz. We're all waiting with baited breath!!