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Bang, Bang out goes Berry's lights !!!

 

Another case of fatal lead poisonin' !!!!

 

Nice place to finish him off... Bang! Bang! off goes his parts... Bang! bang! out goes the lites... Crush! Crush! gone is his body... Hummm I love it when a plan comes together... Well we are waitin'... Oh great story sayer...

 

Big Duker's baited breath photo sure helps the story and is worth 100 Snazzy points. Rikkdev and Creek, are blood thirsty and ready to go. What a deal, as Life Goes On.

I keyed the mike, " Hey Berry, have you got your ears on ? "

The C.B. crackled, " What's up ? Are they ready for me ? "

I was all business, " Go ahead and pull in ! I'm parked around back and you'll see me. Do you copy ? "

Berry did, " Roger that, I'll be there in five ! "

So, I backed onto one of the open dock doors and waited. Yep, Ol' Berry swung in a couple of minutes later and parked in front of me. I sashayed over and climbed up on his step.

I pointed, " You can back on that other door and ... "

Berry gave me the LOOK, " They want me to back on there ? Why ? "

It hit me, " Oh, I'm sorry ! I mean, they want you untarp and right here is just fine. I don't know, what I was thinking ! "

Berry climbed down, " Where are they at ? "

I lied, " He's in there and said, he'd unload you first. I'll go ahead and help you, if you want me too ? "

Berry opened his side box, " Let me get my cheater bar and loosen those straps. I sure appreciate you doing this and ... "

I lit a 100, " No problem ! I'll run over there and toss those straps back this way. What side do you want pull the tarp off ? "

Berry pointed the pipe, " That side over there has more room. Say, if you want to, when we leave here, I'll buy you breakfast ! "

So, I sashayed over to the other side of the trailer and tossed the straps back his way. He rolled them up and loosened the second set. You know, the ones that secured the sheet rock. Then we both yanked the tarp off and folded it up. Yep, we made a pretty good team and Ol' Berry was a hard worker. Anyway, it didn't take us long and Ol' Berry was short on patients.

He nose nodded, " You think, we should let him know we're ready for him ? Maybe, he forgot about us ? "

I shrugged, " Why don't you go in there and check ? He should of been out here, by now. I'll wait here ! "

So, Berry strutted over and entered the vacant, no one there, not even a mouse with a pecker this big, quiet as a church and well you know, what I mean. Yep as soon, as he disappeared I climbed up inside. You know, to check things out. Let's see, pull the curtain back, what's this in the closet ? It's some sort of.... Holy Crap ! This must be his security uniform. Yeah, the one he wore to trick Hot Legs with. There's the hat, the badge, and what's this ? #### ! A photo album and look ! These must be of the victims and, oh No, No ! That's Hot Legs right there. That SOB ! Oh, wait ! Here he comes !

Berry bellowed, " Hey ! Where are you at ? "

I opened the door, " I'm in here ! You need to join me ! "

Berry was shocked, " What are you doing ? "

I raised the barrel, " Get up here and take a seat, or I'll blow your brains out, right where your standing ! "

Berry sat behind the wheel, " Look, I don't want any trouble ! I've only got about sixty bucks on me and you can have it ! "

I held the album up, " Do you want to explain this ? "

Berry began to stutter, " Uh, uh, that's uh, those are uh, ... "

I pressed the barrel against his head, " Your one sick SOB ! No ! Don't start snotting up and trying to act like your sorry ! One of those girls was a friend of mine. See, that one right there ? Her name was Hot Legs and you did that to her. LOOK ! See what you did ! Are you proud of yourself ? "

Berry's voice was high pitched, " I didn't mean to and I can't help it. Please, please, I'm begging you, I'll do anything, anything, just don't kill me ! "

I made the offer, " Here, take this and write down, ' I'm sorry for what I did and hope God forgives me. I can't go on. ' Now, sign it and let me see it. "

Berry's hands shook, " Here, I did just what you said. Please, you don't have to do this. I need help and I never meant to hurt them. You have to believe me and ... "

I'd heard enough, " Get out and don't try anything stupid ! Now, walk over there, by that dumpster. That's good, now get in there ! "

Berry pleaded, " Please, please, don't do this ! I'll turn myself in and maybe I can help them. You know, figure out why I did it ! "

I coaxed him, " Look, get in there and we'll talk this over ! I'm not going to stand here and argue with you ! There you go ! Now, face away from me and keep your hands, where I can see them. There you go ! Well, I thought it over and .... ZEERRRRR ! "

Yep, I pushed the green button and watched, as Ol' Berry tried to hold back eighty tons of compacted pressure. Well, whatever rating that compacter was. You know, it did a good job. I mean, Ol' Berry quit screaming in less than a minute and his muffled screams, seemed real to me. Yep, just to be sure I hit the reset button. You know, the one that opened things back up. Yep, Ol' Berry looked like a cardboard poster and had the most pained look on his face. Yep, I bet that smarted like hell. Anyway, I taped his suicide note across the green button. You know, so it'd appear that he'd done that and then jumped in and .. Well, you what I mean ! Yep, I double checked everything and made sure that none of me was left behind. You know, no physical evidence and nothing to tie me to it. Oh yeah, my mind voices were having a field day and all spoke at once. Yep, half of them were chanting, I can't believe, that I did that, while the others were ready for a stiff drink and proud of a job well done. What a deal, as Life Goes On.

Nightie night Snazzers, your Snazzy1.

 

Aunt Jemima, would you pass the Mrs. Buttersworth please !!!!! LOL

 

So Barney just confessed to capital murder.. I hope this story is less true and more fiction.. I wonder if there's a reward....

 

Don't worry Goose, I'll TESTILIE for ya !!! Or is it a cooked goose !!!

 

Whooo!! Had me worried for a minute there. Thought Barney might commit murder. Too bad about that industrial accident that befell Berry. Oh well , sh uhh stuff happens.
Doesn't help poor Hot Legs, but at least no other young thing will be abused by the creep.

 

Hope there's none of them Federales reading this.

 

Now Kenmar and Dukesdad, would Barney confess to doing anything illegal ? I mean, especially if there wasn't a statute of limitations. Well, unless he really covered his tracks. You know, he's nuts, not creditable, he's writing a truer than fiction tale, some parts may be somewhat embellished, others maybe gospel and besides that. Creekrd is willing to test-a-lie on my bee half and Duker done ruled it an in-dust-tree-all-ax-eye-dent. What a deal, as Life Goes On.

A week passed, without much to do. No ! I had plenty to do ! I mean, there wasn't much to do, about you know who. Yep, I was parked at the 76, there by the Salt Flats and reading up on the latest news. You know, surfing the net on my laptop and killing time. Let's see, The FBI announced today that they have cleared more than a dozen unsolved murders. The suspect was identified as Berry N Cornfield a long-haul truck driver who committed suicide. According to the FBI, Cornfield was about to be arrested, but eluded capture and took his own life. Agent in charge Big Fibber thanked members of the Truck Stop Task Force, who spent endless hours and left no stone unturned. Yep, according to Fibber, Cornfield had been under constant surveillance for over a year. Yeah, sure he had ! Those dumb bunnies couldn't catch a cold in winter. Some Task Force they are ! I'd like to give a press conference and set them straight. What are you stupid ? This is great ! We're home free and so what, if they take the credit. Hell, let em ! We know the real truth and ...

Ring, ring, " Hello ! "

Nick was all business, " Barney, I need you to stay where your at ! I'll be there, as soon as I can. "

I was caught off guard, " Nick ? What's up ? "

Nick sounded desperate, " Just stay there and wait for me ! "

I had to ask, " This hasn't got anything to do with, uh, you know. What's his name ! That guy that I ... "

Nick cut me off, " No ! Your fine there and ... Well, wait until I get there and I'll fill you in. "

So that, was that. Yep, the phone went dead and my mind voices came alive. You know, like yours are now. What the hell was Nick up to and why did he need to get a hold of me ? Yep, something must be up and your guess is as good, as mine. Well, nothing we can do until he gets here, so let's get a good nights sleep and ... Well you know, what I mean, as Life Goes On.

Nightie night Snazzers, your Snazzy1.