CFI Driver's What's Your 20? (2017 edition)

Break out the golf clubs!!!

 

CaveRooster: But maybe it get cloudy

Rooster woman: zap cloud away NoW!!! The microwave sun oven is brokenz.

CaveRooster: show me your tits.

......added that in on my own reading it outloud in a bad Russian voice.

 

Facepalm....head shaking..

 

do any of u drive a orange volvo the guy was funny and very informative of the company I stopped to talk to him while he was in Wisconsin bout a month or so ago. We had to change recruiters our quit and didn't tell we found out yesterday she was gone at the end of Decemeber she left so now I got Cortney now

 

It always goes like this....

Week #1. New Driver: "Hey guys! I'm a new driver here at CFI and I am really going to do my best and I just know that I will do well here eventually. I never listen to those silly trolls that have nothing good to say; they probably just couldn't hack it anyway! LOL!!"

Response from CFI veterans: "Welcome aboard! This is a great starter company and don't listen to any naysayers. And please don't pay any attention to the fact that out of all the scores of past CFI/ Conway Truckload drivers that used to post regularly on these forums, there are only three or four left, including myself. I guess they just couldn't hack it"!

Week #8. New Driver: "Wow. I've been sitting at the truck stop for five days now. This week's pay will be for maybe $150.00 if I'm lucky. The last couple of weeks havn't been much better. Am I doing something wrong"?

Response from veteran: "Hang in there, it will eventually get better. You just have to pay your dues. After all, this is a great starter company"!

Week #10. Veteran: "Hey guys! Has anybody heard anything from that new driver lately? I havn't seen her posts in awhile. She must have quit. I guess she just couldn't hack it! LOL!"

 

Well driving the downtown LA Entertainment District was even more fun than I expected... Bad directions... And half the streets were closed and barricaded... I found out later it was for a women's March.

Well the goofy CSR book me in there for 4 a.m. I was kind of happy about that seem like a good time to be wandering around lost in downtown. Customer didn't want me till 10 a.m...

Leaving with a freak Show in the middle of the day because all the streets were still closed so the ones that were open like the ones I was on we're just packed... Add to that a bunch of goofy pedestrians AKA angry women wearing goofy hats... You know the hats I mean... Well, it was the first time I was ever happy to see I-10 in downtown LA because it's beat the hell out of the surface roads.

 

CFI, we go where no one else wants to.


The company slogan.

 

Ft Stockton j for the night... Laredo manana

 

Home for the night. Heading to Wentzville, MO tomorrow.

 

Speculation on Keeker's whereabouts:

A) She quit and didn't tell us
B) She met someone...
C) She hates this place so bad, she traded in her truck and ran off with Shark Bait Joe

Any body got any other ideas?