Hi, I'm Snazzy and I'm Trucker

This one is just plain weird..........but interesting...

 

So agent Goose is on his tail... or out lookin' for more tail?? Just got this picture, Hummmm Go Barney Go!

 

Big Duker sees a pole dance coming on, Pjw044 thinks this is weird and Rikdev50 has a mental picture. What a deal, as Life Goes On.

Albert parked his rental right in front of the entrance. The club was much larger than I expected and the parking lot was filled to capacity. Albert paid our ten dollar cover charge and led the way in. We sat in chairs facing a center stage that had three chromed poles. You know, like firemen slide down, but these only went, as high the glassed ceiling. The center pole had a shapely young thing spinning, doing the splits and blowing kisses, all at the same time. The far pole had a large bottomed gal bent over and spreading her cheeks. They were fluffy white and sure bounced a lot. For a second, I thought she was crapping money but then it hit me. Yep, someone had stuck a twenty, where the sun don't shine and ... Well, you know. Anyway, the other pole is the one that caught my eye. Yep, she was one hell of a looker. Tall, sexy, soft skinned, tanned, curvy, and that was just her head. What a deal !

Albert waved, " Hey Honey, over here ! "

Honey took our orders, " Two bourbon and cokes. I'll be right back ! "

I lit up, " This isn't a bad club and I'm surprised that it's out here. "

Albert nodded, " Yeah, me too ! Did you see that one over there ? Man, I'd sure like to jump her bones ! "

I agreed, " I wouldn't lick any of them out of bed and that's for sure. "

Honey brought the tray, " Two bourbon and cokes, out of twenty. Here's your change. Oh, thank you ! Thank you, very much ! "

So, Honey wiggled away, as we sat and sipped. Yep, this wasn't that bad of an assignment. I mean, it sure beat working. Anyway, the liquor flowed and time flew by. Yep, them ladies got better looking by the ounce and I was two sheets to the wind. Of course, Albert wasn't in any better shape and we fit right in. You know, half the joint wasn't filling any pain.

The Bouncer waddled over, " You need to settle your friend down ! "

I gave the LOOK, " He's alright ! HEY ALBERT ! ALBERT ! He wants you to get off the stage ! "

Albert fell off, " I was just giving her a tip ! Say, your one big fella ! Here, let me buy you a drink and .... "

The Bouncer wasn't nice, " You need to sit down and behave yourself ! If I have to come back over here, I'll show you the door ! "

Albert slipped on his glasses, " What's your problem ? "

The Bouncer blinked, " I hate you yellow skinned pukes and all of you foreign born bass turds ! Ya'll are smarter, than we are and make us look silly. Yep, this going to make my day ! No one in here will blame me, if I bust you in half and stomp a hole in you ! Besides that, I really do like putting the hurt on folks smaller than me. I bet, the two of you wouldn't last a minute with me and as drunk ya'll are. Well, it's a sure bet ! Yep, I'll knock your teeth out and wipe the floor with your buddy there ! If he's palling around with you, then he's no better than you are ! "

Albert smiled, " I'm a forth degree black belt in Tie Your Dong ! Do you still want to do this ? "

The Bouncer fell to his knees, " Oh, please don't hurt me ! I can't stand pain and only pick fights that I can win ! I'm one big coward and just try to throw my weight around. I've never been in a fair fight in my life and that's the truth. My biggest fear is having some little squirt beat the hell out of me. Please don't hurt me ! Let me buy ya'll a drink and I'm sorry ! Look, I'll get up on the stage and apologize ! "

So, that's what he did ! Yep, that big Idiot couldn't stop himself and just kept going. You know, admitting to everything bad he'd ever done. Like stealing from the club, robbing the customers, wanted in Kansas, peeing in the public swimming pool and stuff like that. Well, finally a couple of other bouncers managed to drag him away. The club was dead quiet and no one knew, what had brought that on. Well, except me and you know who. Yep, Ol' Albert gave me a wink and a nod. Of course, that was after he took off them zapper glasses. Yep, if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes.

Albert nudged me, " Hey, check this out ! I'm going to get us a couple of Beavers to go ! What do you say ? "

So, I agreed ! I mean, why not ? What could possibly go wrong, with two Beavers to go, a mad scientist and a crazy Goose ? What a deal, as Life Goes On.

Nightie night Snazzers, your Snazzy1.

 

I like mine shaved..oops...lol

 

Took the words right outa my mouth... Oh and so should Barney after his creepy crawley episode... LMAO

 

Rikdev and Creek prefer shaved Beavers, but Barney will take it, anyway it comes. What a deal, as Life Goes On.

Albert stopped at the package store and purchased a couple of Windsor fifths, a bag of ice, and some Cokes. He parked in front of his room and I helped to tote stuff in.

Albert pointed, " Why don't you go over there and open your door ? That way we can use both rooms. "

I agreed, " Alright ! What time are they going to be here ? Do you think that I have time for a quick shower ? "

Knock, knock, knock, " Oh, hi there ! Come on in. I'm Albert and this is my friend Barney. Do you girls care for a drink ? "

The Beavers giggled, " I'm Slick Beaver and this is Bushy Beaver. It's nice that you invited us over and a drink sounds good ! "

So, as Albert played bartender, I sashayed back to my room. Yep, I stopped to bleed the lizard, washed my hands and splashed on some smell good. Let's see, both of them Beavers look pretty good. I guess, since he's paying for it, I'll let him pick the one he wants. Now, don't forget ! We're not here to party and have a job to do. Oh, don't worry so much ! We'll party a little and let him settle down. Then as soon, as they leave we can snatch them glasses and ..

Knock, knock, " Hey Barney ! Did you fall in ? "

I stepped through the door, " Sorry it took so long. Thanks for the drink. Uh, are you gals from around here ? "

Bushy Beaver grinned, " I'm not ! I was born in Denver and ended up here. Where are you guys from ? "

Albert lied, " I'm from Hawaii and on vacation. What about you ? "

Slick Beaver confessed, " I was born and raised here, but want to leave. I'm going to college and will earn my degree in business marketing, next year. How do you two know each other ? "

I lit up, " I'm a trucker and just passing through. We happened to rent rooms next to each other and met at the restaurant. "

So, after some small talk and a few more drinks. You know, everyone relaxed a bit and the night grew long. We had the cable tv cranked up and were listening to some decent sounds. Let's see, Animals, Stones, Lead Zap A Lion, and such. I was seated next to Slick Beaver on the bed and Albert had Bushy Beaver on his lap. They were kissing and carrying on, so I made my move.

I took her hand, " Let's leave these two lovebirds alone and go next door. "

Slick Beaver followed me, " We'll be next door if you need us. Oh, I'll take this in case you want another drink. Oops, I'm getting tip see. Did you see that ? I almost spilled it. "

So, we entered my room and I sat her on my bed. You know, I didn't want to come on too strong and make any unwanted advances. Of course, I knew they were high dollar call girls and it was just work to them. Yep I figured, that they charged by the hour and cost Albert a bunch. But hey, he was the one who arranged it and they sure didn't object. Anyway, I went ahead and shut the door. You know, the one that connected the rooms and stood by the dresser. It had a full mirror and I could sneak a peek, as I mixed us a strong one. She did look good, about 5'5", 120, early 20's, short red hair, wearing a tight fitting dress, that sparkled. You know, like they wore back in the 1920's. I figured, it was from the club and some sort of costume.

Slick Beaver asked, " What are you looking at ? "

I blushed, " Oh, I didn't mean to stare, but that outfit sure looks good on you. Is that from the club ? Oh, here's your drink ! "

Slick Beaver took a sip, " No, I made this dress myself and do you really like it, or are you just saying that ? "

I was honest, No ! It looks good on you and I mean that ! Uh, did you make your friends outfit too ? "

Slick Beaver patted the bed, " Come over here and sit down. No, I didn't make Bushy's outfit. Matter of fact, we're not that good of friends. She's alright, but sometimes... Well, she likes to party too much ! "

I hugged her shoulder, " Ain't nothing wrong with partying and trust me ! I've done my fair share of it. "

Slick whispered, " She snorts Coke and I've heard that she .. Well, I just don't trust her ! If your smart, you'll hide your money and ... "

I gave the LOOK, " Are you serious ? Man, that's not good ! Why the hell do you hangout with her ? "

Slick stood up, " I need to freshen up and I'll be right back. I shouldn't of said anything and she's alright ! Just don't tempt her and whatever you do, don't offer her any Coke ! "

I grinned, " You don't have to worry about that ! "

So, Slick Beaver wiggled off to the bathroom and shut the door. I really didn't know, what to make of things. I mean, what the heck ? So what, if Bushy Beaver had a candy nose and sticky fingers ? It wasn't any skin off of my beak and Albert was on his own. Yep, screw him and his zapper glasses ! All I wanted was a piece of pleasure and a chance to recover them things. Well you know, what I mean, as Life Goes On.

Nightie night Snazzers. your Snazzy1.

 

Wow alot happens in a few days while your away dont it ? So, here we go again hu? Keep hold of ya dosh and hold your own...... darn it ! One sniff of the barmaid apron and hes drunk all booooozed up andboth of em in a hotel room with cuties...... hummmmmmm the ol plot thickens..........while shes in the pottie hes doing what .............and Albert is doing what? Oops kids cover your eyes!!!!!!!! LOL

 

I see you went w/the bald beaver.....yeah buddy !!!!!

 

I'm waiting for Nick to come out of the bathroom and burst Barney's bubble instead of what he was wanting busted.

 

I see that Knife Edge is still with is, Creek is egging Barney on and Big Duker is waiting for someone's bubble to burst. What a deal, as Life Goes On.

I dimmed the lights and pulled back the sheets, as the tv glowed like a romantic candle. You know, just enough light to see your way and to soften things up. Slick Beaver wiggled out wearing nothing, but a smile. What a deal !

She batted her eyes, " Well, what do you think ? "

My voice cracked, " Wow ! You look good, uh, .. Do you want to .. "

She jumped in bed, " I get $200, for regular sex and charge extra, if you want to get kinky ! "

I caught that, " Wait a minute ! Albert is the one who arranged this and .. "

Slick Beaver fluffed her hair, " He's not the one I'm with and if you want me, then you'll have to pay the price ! "

I rubbed my chin, " Well, how do I know that your worth it ? I mean, you look good and everything, but .. Well, what if your a lousy lay ? "

Slick Beaver was offended, " Lousy Lay ! I've never had anyone complain yet and you've got some nerve ! "

I made an offer, " I tell you what, let's do this ! Let me have a sample and if your as good, as you say you are... Well, then I'll ... "

Slick Beaver sat up, " Alright ! But, I get ontop and get to say when ! If you get a nut off, then you have to pay me ! Do you agree ? "

So, I did ! Yep, I stripped down to my birthday suit and laid flat on my back. Slick Beaver straddled me and gently positioned herself. You know, she was on her knees and took a hold of my flagpole. My eyes watched the action, as our breathing quickened and time stood still. Her warm moist box slowly pressed against my manhood and her small slit opened wider.

She moaned, " OH ! Oh ! Oh ! Easy baby ! Oh... Oh.... "

I cheesed, " Having fun ? Here ! Let me bounce a little and help things out. Is that any better ? "

Slick Beaver begged, " Don't Stop ! Oh, oh, right there ! Eeewee ! Don't ! Don't ! Don't Stop ! I'm, I'm, oh, OH ! OH ! OOOHH ! "

So, Slick Beaver slid off the flagpole and collapsed next to me. I hugged her neck and tenderly kissed her cheek. She was spent and gasping for breath. We held each other, as she slowly recovered and rubbed my chest.

I snickered, " Well, usually I get $ 500, for regular sex and ..."

She moaned, " How did you do that ? I've never, been with a man that was able to out last me. Tell me ! I want to know ! "

I confessed, " Well, it's like this ! I didn't out last you and .. Well, I did kind of cheat. You see, I've always been able to, uh ... Well, save myself ? I can go all out, or I can pace myself. You know, shoot the works, or make it last. Hell, most men, especially younger fellas, want to knock things out of the park. I'd rather make the moment last. You know, hit one to center field and then go to bat again. It's not that hard to do and with a little practice. Well, it works for me ! "

She didn't believe me, " Your kidding ! If your being honest, then your able to go again. There's noway and you know it ! "

So, I proved my point. Yep, I mounted her like a rabbit in heat and humped away, until Elsie came home. Now, after that second go round, I was spent like last weeks paycheck. You know, I was gasping for air, the world stood still, my eyes were all sunk in and .. Well, you know ! Anyway, she wasn't in any better shape and we held each other tight, while both our hearts tried to recover. I was half asleep and barely awake, when Bushy Beaver came busting through the door. What a deal, as Life Goes On.

Nightie night Snazzers, your Snazzy1.