My Drivewyze iz broke

I've had days like that, but never in Washington. Those guys are ruthless.

 

I got the bypass all day today..

 

So there I was on I-20 in Louisiana eastbound today when all of the sudden I heard the familiar beep....beep....beep of the pre-pass.

Cross the state line into Mississippi only to hear beep,beep,beep fast and I'm like "what the what do these folks want? Are they jealous because I ride on 22.5's?

I get the bypass lane all the while thinking "you clowns are costing me a fuel bonus" then I am progressive shifting out of there like a professional.

 

I got nothing all day.
Till I hit Oregon.
Those ######## and Washington think they're
Saving the world if you got a marker light out.

 

Cop pulled me over for dot inspection today. I told him this is obstruction of commerce and he got scared and let me go

 

That’s piracy. It’s a federal offense to pull over a loaded truck on its way to a destination unless there is just cause. Next time dot gets you, just tell them “ sir, I’m looking out for your departments best interest but this is called obstruction of commerce and your department can be brought up on federal chargesl”. Works every time. They close their citation book and move onto people that don’t know the law

 

I’m right there with ya. Weird mofos