I got blamed for a forklift operator dropping a 2 Ton load of cedar posts on his own dog, crushing it. He didn't even work there, was the owner's brother wanting to screw around with a forklift for an afternoon. I was in the cab where I was told to be. I had to hear the sob story from the owner about how that dog was the guy's child since he was 45 years old and still single, for almost an hour. I of course told the dispatcher that I would never go back to that place again.
Most stupid thing you heard...
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Many times I have called to get directions to places in rural Alberta, rural Montana, and rural Idaho and they ask where I'm at. I would either say that I was at whatever place loaded me or at least at the nearest town. They would try to tell me in the longest possible manner how to drive from wherever I was to them. Seriously, all the interstates and such. When I would tell them that I know how to get to their nearest town and just needed the specifics on the country and country roads for the last leg, I would catch attitude for it. On a positive note, I should have realized that I was likely the only new voice they heard in quite a while, so I gotta give them that one in some instances.
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"Ice is only slippery when you touch it.."
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Both statements rank in stupidity somewhere around this one....
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It's actually science/physics but people who hear it usually laugh....
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I can say, with no doubt, that we give directions differently than how folks from other places give directions.stwik and djoh615893 Thank this. -
Ever gone to a Hutterite colony? Now THAT can be an adventure. They once told me to go up a certain road with a steep hill in the winter time. I spun out and had to stand on the brake until help came, which was in the form of a 10 year old boy driving a 12 wheel farm tractor. That was when I was told that there was another road going up another hill that got truckers stuck also.
Yeah, folks out here give directions differently, which I fully expect with "turn right at the triangle shaped mailbox, then left at old Fred's barn which you'll see right after the dead tree with a white stripe". Yeah, that works, but really, I know how to drive from Edmonton to Lewistown on my own. That's part of my job description and such. Just tell me the part from the highway to your bins. I got the rest handled up to that part.Odin's Rabid Dog Thanks this. -
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At Central Oregon Truck CO.: Mechanic- Do you need mud flaps on the truck?
Me: Well, yeah. Even the law says so.
Mechanic: But, the trailer is pretty much a mud flap. You don't need mud flaps on the truck.
Me: *Staring*
Mechanic: You don't need mud flaps
Me: I think the law disagrees.
Another one:
Me: *trying to get new shock cord* "I need four strands of the 40 foot sections"
Mechanic: *brings out three* Is this enough?
Me: Three is less than four. I really need four.
Mechanic: Will this work though?
Me: Three is still less than four.stwik and Odin's Rabid Dog Thank this.
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