Lost hose?

Or put the dang thing in the tube where it belongs.

 

If you found one my hoes i lost you can keep her.

 

I read the tittle wrong.. Dyslexia and all that

 

Thats exactly what I was thinking? Honey bucket? Im not picking it up.

 

That sounds like the same type of hose that I used to put on the acid trucks at my old company... Green outside, black inside, rubber with heavy wire coil... That stuff ain't cheap. Some farmers use phosphoric acid to kill potatoes vines... And my old company delivered it in the area I live.

 

Trucks do that all the time in my hood. I"m doing the speed limit but I guess that's not fast enough.
Most of the cars won't even keep up with me. I get trapped A LOT behind ALL types of traffic.

I wish we had a state law like texas. ALL TRAFFIC RIGHT LANE ONLY EXCEPT WHEN PASSING. All you guys plugging up the middle is ridiculous.

 

that would be funny if he picked up the hose and it had a dozen turds in it.

I stopped once at a "no dumping" sign off the highway, got out of the truck to check it, and I'm not making this up it was a turd right next to the "no dumping" sign about a foot long, wasn't a bear turd, or a bunch of deer turds either...… who ever sh1t there is twisted. haha. people who pump sh1t have to pay to have it disposed of.

maybe the green hose came off the dave Matthews band tour bus? they dumped their sh1t in a river once. remember that?

 

i keep my hoes wrapped up tight

 

In cities it's safer to stay in the middle lane. The merge ramps can be real small and if you stay in the right lane.....
Out on the open road, 100% stay in the right.