Anyone ever been selected for jury duty?

Done that twice. Works every time

 

C'mon..easiest 6 bucks you ever made.

 

I tell my company and my company pays me for every day I'm on jury duty.

 

I just did. Got the check today, $25 but I had to pay$8 for parking. Haven’t decided where to spend my windfall.

 

I have been summoned 3 times for jury duty, actually did it once. Most boring thing ever sitting there listening to someone spend 6 hours trying to explain what only required 2 minutes to tell us. The fat, nasty, prosecutor woman, would have made me find him not guilty alone, just so she lost, but he really was innocent and we were a unanimous jury on that.

 

"I believe anyone driving a car or SUV deserves 20 years in solitary confinement and a 3 hour beating."

 

My current company and previous company paid drivers their typical daily wage for each day on jury duty.

 

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"Off-Duty, Not Listening"

 

I drive a car.
What is wrong with driving a car?