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Infuriate a Trucker in One Sentence

Discussion in 'Experienced Truckers' Advice' started by motocross25, Apr 19, 2019.

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  1. Apr 19, 2019 #41
    bigkev1115

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    Maybe it should be Prick Car instead of Paccar, or Peterhead instead of Peterbilt, Kenwit instead of Kenworth
     
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  3. Apr 19, 2019 #42
    motocross25

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    Speaking of, now that I’m not end dumping anymore I guess it’s high time I changed my avatar. I’m sure you’ll like my new choice, and I can almost hear your eyes rolling from here buddy!:D
     
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  4. Apr 19, 2019 #43
    bzinger

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    Ya know what the difference is between a peterbilt and a porcupine is ?
     
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  5. Apr 19, 2019 #44
    TripleSix

    TripleSix God of Roads

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    Anything any guy says after knocking on your truck at the pickle park...

    Any person that walks up with a sob story.

    Any fat guy 100lbs overweight telling stories of espionage.
     
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  7. Apr 19, 2019 #45
    motocross25

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    But I just ran out of gas, I’m trying to drive back home my nephews grandmothers cousins kid just died. I just need $5.
     
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  8. Apr 19, 2019 #46
    motocross25

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    ....oh God. No, what?
     
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  9. Apr 19, 2019 #47
    D.Tibbitt

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    "U know I've got 612 confirmed kills when I was a a special ops navy seal sniper"
     
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  10. Apr 19, 2019 #48
    bzinger

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    Lmao ...with a porcupine the pricks are on the outside ...with a peterbilt they are on the inside .
     
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  11. Apr 19, 2019 #49
    Snakeschasingcars

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    Pull up to guard shack with my untarped flatbed.

    "What do you have loaded?"

    I usually look at them. Look back at the trailer. Look at them again. Look back at the trailer. Look at them and say. "I dont know it was sealed before i picked it up."
     
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  12. Apr 19, 2019 #50
    tinytim

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    Peterbilt, the only truck to come with wax paper on the seat.




















    So the candy ###-es don't stick.
     
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