Infuriate a Trucker in One Sentence

whatever was said to me that prompted me to reply "I ain't them"

 

From a broker once that gave me a load time an hour before she knew it to be. we tell all the drivers that, they are always late.

 

I love it when you deliver less than 30 miles from home, and due for home time. Instead of just deadheading 30 miles to the house, you have to go 250 miles the other way to pick up a load, then come back home

 

Did anyone tell you to get of your truck ?

 

Three words: You need to........

 

When arriving at the receiver to unload cement and being told : "keep your pressure under 8psi".....

And it's twice as infuriating when they actually watch your pressure gauges..

 

When I've been home all weekend and the wife is nagging the whole time.....

Boss:" yeah there's not much going on tonight, just enjoy a night at home"..... ..

Me: "Gee thanks"...

Hang phone up and drive to nearest bar

 

“You are next in line” when you’ve been sitting for a few hours already and have seen how long the unload takes.

 

Get to a receiver,with 1 LTL shipment, and am told to wait for the roady who isn't ready to load yet. Doors aren't open, driver nowhere to be seen, not backed into the door.

 

(In California when picking up produce) "It's first come first serve, but they're still picking your product in the field"