Where is everyone #5

Y'know my saying....everyone gets what they deserve in life may not apply in this case. This was just rotten stinkin luck

 

A rookie police officer pulled me over for speeding and had the following exchange:

• Officer: May I see your driver's license?

• Me: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

• Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?

• Me: It's not my bike. I stole it.

• Officer: The motorcycle is stolen?

• Me: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the tool bag when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There's a gun in the tool bag?

• Me: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the dude who owns this bike and stuffed his dope in the saddle bags.

• Officer: There's drugs in the saddle bags too?!?!?

• Me: Yes, sir. Hearing this, the rookie immediately called his captain. I was then quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached me to handle the tense situation:

• Captain: Sir, can I see your license?

• Me: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.

• Captain: Who's motorcycle is this?

• Me: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration.

• Captain: Could you slowly open your tool bag so I can see if there's a gun in it?

• Me: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the tool bag.

• Captain: Would you mind opening your saddle bags? I was told you said there's drugs in them.

• Me: No problem. The saddle bags were opened; no drugs.

• Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole this motorcycle, had a gun in the tool bag, and that there were drugs in the saddle bags.

• Me: Yeah, I'll bet he told you I was speeding, too.

 

Up here it's House of Parliament sauce
HP Sauce - Wikipedia

 

Kinda early to be drinking 23

 

Huh.....HP Sauce??

Wonder if Humble had anything to do with this

 

There’s some good sauces in this world: whether barbecue or anything else- that said, a piece of meat prepared correctly should not need sauce imo

Hmmm
Anybody ever try a Brazilian bbq? All you can eat meat buffet im told.
Think I’ma go to one today

 

No it’s not it’s a holiday. But to be truthful I’m not

 

My eyes are open but not quite awake. I gotta big day so I better get started

 

Uncle Pete sent me this

 

You ever use lump charcoal JD? To me it is a lot better than briquets and was readily available back in MO since there were a few places in the area making it.