CFI Driver's What's Your 20? (2017 edition)

You suck in ways that I can’t even put into words.

 

Took 4 days off this week and still.managed 2000 miles. Not too shabby

 

Stuck in Ohio for the weekend. Picking up a relay Tonite or tomorrow at the Columbus yard, sadly they won't accept the load until Monday morning. Laundry time I suppose. Living the good life! Good news is already got a preplan for Waco immediately afterwards.

 

Crawl inside the IdleAir tube.

 

this is my face seeing "good this I got a preplan going to Waco"






O.O
-.-
...poor guy.

 

Going from McPherson ks to pharr tx. Got a preplan outa pharr going back up to topeka.

 

What's wrong with Waco? Haha

 

Don't feel too bad for him...team truck....probably get an 800 mile trip out of it...won't be getting one of those Waco to Temple and back to Waco deals

 

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Well, marketing has changed ...I pull into the Choctaw truck stop for coffee. Decided I want something a little sweet to go with it. I spot Lenny and Larry's double chocolate fudge thingies. It's about the diamet of a hockey puck. I pick it up and can feel that is is almost as thick as a hockey puck and weighs the same...Rooster likes.

All those check marks, it's gotta be good!

Driving along, had just eaten a rolaid, take a bite of the puck...tastes like puck.

Slug down some coffee to get rid of the rolaid flavor, take another bite...still tastes like puck!

Read the label, and realize all those checks are for things that are guaranteed to make a cookies taste like a puck.

In my day, check marks were good...marketing has changed.

Side note, I now know why vegans are mean and hateful. They are jealous that our food tastes so good and theirs tastes like puck!!!