Grandpa always said......

There's a lot of people much smarter than you that want to take your money. Best thing you can do is simply don't give them the chance.

 

"Never pee into the wind "
and
"If you're digging yourself into a hole, stop digging."

 

Use your head for something other than a hat rack

 

Men have lost a lot of money chasing women, but they lose very few women chasing money.

 

"Live life so nobody has to lie at your funeral"
"Never make any big decisions when you're pissed off"
"It's ok to go home from work tired but you should never have to go home tired and hungry"

 

If your gonna be dumb, you better be tough.

 

"Use it up or wear it out.
Make it do, or do without"

"The beans you have to eat haven't been planted yet"

 

The first person who said this clearly did not have a government job.

 

Nobody ever drown in their own sweat.

 

"Better to be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove any doubt."

"Measure twice, cut once."

"Anything worth doing, is worth doing right."

"Shovel, broom, paintbrush... I can use all three, but none of them fit well in my hand."

"Few men can make a living with a pistol and rope, but many men die by them. The choice is yours."

"Ride the wind and shoot the stars, why chase your dreams when you can live them."