What if it Snows?

Oh yeah? Well I drove 31 hours in a 23 hour period through the middle of an ice age. I was a navy walrus sniper with 207 confirmed kills. I was headed home to be the president of an OTR trucking company where I share my walrus stories at board meetings with shareholders.

 

I've already reported you to the FMCSA.

 

Everyone knows that’s BS — you were a Sonar Tech with the Ultra Secret Belugas keeping track of alien activity around Atlantis

 

Sometimes I fart when I pee

 

I once traveled by aircraft.
It was a very special flight.
I landed an hour before I left.

 

I don't want to bust your bubble. However, I heard on the CB there is a hurricane headed your way.

 

My oh my the mud is getting deep in here.
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On a sad note, another cat of ours has gone missing. We have hope for him. Yet he didnt come home at all last night. As he is usually here when the wife gets home. Jellybean would be 6 years old this November.

 

You want mayhem and destruction. You should see Dave tear into a go box.

 

That is better than peeing when you fart!

 

Or farting when you bend over.