What if it Snows?

No.

 

So... I thought I'd seen just about everything there is to see. I was wrong.

This morning at a Loves in Tennessee, I went into the bathroom to wash my hands. Some dude was in the stall, releasing the kraken... it was bad... I was gagging and trying to hurry.

Meanwhile, in walks Ronaldo, dressed in full FIFA World Cup regalia. He's got his color matching yellow backpack with a mini blender strapped to the side. I didn't really pay much attention to what he was laying out on the counter until I hear WHIRRRRRRR!!!

Dude is making a ####ing smoothie in the bathroom while someone is unleashing a torrent of used Taco Bell in a nearby stall. What in the actual ####? Lol.

 

Waterberger their fries taste like they have cheese on them

 

Hello, welcome to loves! Ding dinga ding ding DDDDIIIIIIIIINNNGGGGG!!!!

 

WELCOME TO LOVES!!!

 

You guys are to tough for me — I’m out

 

They might. You should ask. Tell them that you're lactose intolerance

 

Except for — Dave, if you’re in Alabama — this one’s for you

 

If you want to really F with the Loves employees...when you walk in, and before they can say, hit them with a hard “Welcome To Loves!!!”

Half the time they go blank or say thank you. I just smile and keep walking.

It’s fun.

 

Nice. Something useful for free at the P/FJ tomorrow. 1L. Aqua fina water.