Where is everyone #5

Ok story time, lady at my in town fuel stop tells me. That at 11pm a russian woman came in the store asking were the vodka was. That she had wrecked her truck and needed alchohol. Sold her 2 bottles of 40 proof vodka. Minutes later cop cars pull in lights going. Worker at the store walks out and you guessed it, sees a semi in the lot with the complete top out of the van trailer.

She hit the 11 foot bridge in town that has flashing lights, and signs with a truck broken in two and left the scene.

Professional driver she was.

 

Gonna need a link to the news article.

We talking like just top off or top off and the tandems gone as well

 

I'm at subway just now.
This woman in front on me starts complaining and demanding the "sandwich maker " to replace your gloves, I dont want germs on my food."
She changes gloves after putting meat on. Then woman says '
" Put another pair on. You touch the oven handle."
The Employee was super calm and did as she asked.
When woman paid for food she handed the employee about 12 1$ Bill's. She got her food , cup and sat down.
I paid for my food , and was getting a drink. When I look over woman just sits down, opens wrapper and starts eatting the sub.

In a Crowded subway I told her " ma'am, you was worried about that employees gloves. And you just touched 12 1$ Bill's that have a high chance of being run thru a stripper's ###. And now your eatting your sandwich without gloves or washing your hands!"

She drops sandwich in wrapper and throws it away and leaves.
Guy behind me says " should gave it to me. I've ate worse!"
Haha man made me laugh .

 

We shall see in am. Sounds like it was rolling. I live aways out on the same street. That bridge get 2 trucks a month. If they are loaded it breaks the trailer in half.

I accuse local tow company of having a deal with ODOT.

 

Well done, to the both of you gents!

 

Sittin here read in that....i broke out laughin. The guy sittin in next truck beside me gives a funny look like I'm nuts ! Ain't even going to explain why I'm belly laughin !!

 

Text this to a life long buddy. Good advise.


This is a copy of his response text.

Don't do it Jim, if it seems to good to be true....it probably is. This has to be a scam/set up created by some wife somewhere....a ####ing trap!!!! Because that my friend is definitely too good to true

 

That was a good one. Her husband, if she had one, probably wears a white short sleeve shirt with a clip on tie, pants pulled up to his tits, black shoes and white socks, and constantly thinking how to get rid of her without it lookin like a homicide.

 

Definitely my style.....

 

How many of you have air ride seats for no reason

Feel free to stop over here and have some fun with this one...