Teacher held for murder of twins who stole his limes

Seemingly unintentional deaths, tragic.
thirty something twins are grown ups - who should have known better.
Poverty sucks.
Farmer should have known better, too.

 

He said thieves had been stealing limes from his farm almost every night. He laid a live electrified wire near the ground level to stop them, never thinking that it would kill them.

well doh......what else will electricity do..??

give them wild hairdo's..??

 

That creates two job openings. A rifleman to take out the thieves and a shovelman to dispose of those who don't necessarily make it.

I don't mind feeding someone who is hungry, but they need to show up on the porch and ask for food. Not sneak around invading my land at night.

The two jobs will be temporary as either the local pool of thieves are weeded out or the word gets around never to invade that farm.

 

Chalk another one up for the Darwin Award. X 2(times two).

 

The brothers had coconuts, they needed those limes!

 

Think about all the things you would kill someone for. Endangering your family, robbing your house, etc. Where does stealing limes fall on that list? Somewhere between farting in an elevator and walking too slow at the mall for me.