Where all the Lot Lizards at?!

The petro in Hammond La was bad.I recall seeing bout 30 working the parking lot and I crawled the rent a cops rear about being harassed.He was an undercover cop.They had a raid that night and hauled all them in plus a lotta dumb drivers.

 

Friend sent me a link,
12 days of Christmas boobs.

I'm sorry, was there a knock on the door?

Is dat you? Santa Claus?

 

They'd be freezing the stds out here in Michigan.

 

Are they still all over the road outside the Werner Terminal/Pilot off exit 470 in Dallas??

 

Wait a minute, do women actually hire male lot lizards? I never considered that as something that happens.

 

May happen sometimes, but the male lot lizards are usually for men that like men.

 

Oh yes of course, that is bound to happen.

 

erection eradication technician.

thats some funny stuff, i dont care who you are!!!

 

They all got their CDLs and drive OTR now, had one backing right onto me today while I was on my 70, blew my air horn twice she still kept coming straight back into me, this was in a empty dirt field half the size of a football field with only me parked there plenty of room to do a straight line back and yet there she was still trying to Jack knife her rig next to me, I had to hurriedly start my truck and move out of her way which blew my 70 hour break of which I only had 4 hours left to complete !

Got out of my rig and asked her what the hell she was doing when there is plenty of room to park elsewhere, her broken english with a Bosavic accent was enough to let me know it was a loss cause even talking to her, just got on the horn to my company's log department to try and fix my 70, had I been sleeping she would have backed right into me !

I use to bed our trucker sisters until the last one that left me with a candadis fungal infection that took weeks trying to get rid of, Tea Tree Oil, Coconut Oil, Clotrimazole anti-Fung cream, etc., etc., etc !

Having learned my lesson now I will never lay down with another female trucker again in life, gave it some thought, a women's ###### is just not made for long period sitting as truckers do, proned to yeast infestations which are fungal infections, take my advice and stay away from the trucker sisters, the fungal infection I had to deal with was on a level of times ten, hard lesson learnt !, but learnt well which kept me having kept my distance from the one that was backing straight into me, googled their company to find out that the company was only one week old, got their insurance info to report the unsafe driving to their insurance company !

 

I had one come up to me just last week in Jessup MD at the TA. Asked me what kind of truck I drove and how big the bunk was. I swear the amount of teeth she had was in the negatives and she had that stank odor that a man could smell from a mile away. How anybody could crawl into a bed with that just blows my mind. Stick to your hand, at least you know it doesn't have AIDS