1. Stay calm
2. Take your time
3. Proceed with caution
4. Don't worry what others think
Turn the list upside down and you will be in the top part.
If you ain't first you're last.....Ricky Bobby
He needs to run I-70 west of Denver to I-15. That should get him some skid marks more ways than one.
Glad to see you're blending right in with the movie stars!
I don't understand are you calling me a worm or an obese human?
I'm disappointed that you're disappointed.
Being parked alone at night for the first time at a Dallas-Fort Worth truckstop could be your scariest moment in trucking!
How can you teach someone that already knows everything anything?
Could hire a hook to tow you a couple hundred miles. That should get your mpg back up to 9.
I think some questionable things should just be left unquestioned or could be I just don't want to know.
You funny make me laugh long time!
That is why it is camouflaged so you can't see it!!
Does this mean he don't have any meat on his bones?
Make sure you let otter know. This should move you a couple of steps up the Trap Monkey ladder!
To each his own. However, I think I would have asked Santa for something other than emergency guide booklet.
Take a load from NYC to Oakland Ca. This should more than cover all your bases.
First time across WHY-OH-MING in the winter you might way to...
Start a go fund me page!
I say cook all you have. Better have to much than not enough.