Threw a rock at a truck? She needs to die now.
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Indeed! The presence of any mega on this list (Schneider -- BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA) should trigger suspicion.
You are CORR-RECT, sir! [ATTACH]
Hell, if that's the "new normal," I'm lovin it. My last two flights were SOLD OUT, not an empty seat or elbow room anywhere.
I've absolutely nothing to contribute to this conversation. I just like saying "Tonawanda"! It's fun, for some odd reason.
The inimitable Model Cat, ladies 'n gentlemen.... he's here all week, folks! Oh, and don't forget to tip your waitress! [ATTACH]
<GASP!> So, are you saying that CNN is... .... OMG, don't make me say it... FAKE NEWS?!
I suppose it was "thoughtful" of them to warn everyone that it was gonna blow in 15 minutes. Thoughtfulness is such a rare quality these days.
Sounds fair to me -- he INITIATED the nonsense, not you!
Perp's vehicle is a lowrider with no license plate. Whadda surprise.
Nashville (Tenn-UH-see) had a mayor in the 1950's named Beverly Briley... yup, Beverly was a dude.
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She's here ALL WEEK, folks! [ATTACH]
I got nothin... I can't compete with you! [ATTACH]
Here's a real heartwarming story of a "trainer" and his dog... Trainer from Hell
My Buick is BIGGER, gol-darnit.
The inimitable Roger... he's here all week, folks. [ATTACH]