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I believe he’s preparing to pull off the ultimate bank heist. For that Dk I recommend A cube van, unleaded (not so doggish ). Engine, tranny and the rear built to hilt but a quit exhaust. Drop the suspension, low profile tires and a 4 point extended wheel base for added stability. Black in color and don’t forget your night vision….Good luck bro remember me…

 

Better add some NOS.

 

Ohh yea how could I forget the NOS....####

 

I assume you mean a bobtail? Yeah, I can do that in my new 9200i. Trailer on, even empty, forget it. But as said, why bother?

 

Gotta pay those bills somehow!

 

LilBoots same Lilboots from way back when? ...Pay the bills, I know that's why I said remember me...In fact I'm getting an Idea...lol

 

One needs consider STOPPING time as well cause anytime one has the truck rolling well one needs to effectively STOP the truck too, or do you simply use other vehicles for stopping??
With the minor weights you are considering, why not utilize a smaller vehicle like a Freightliner straight truck with a 6-speed??
Bucket trucks are not designed for quick off line spurts nor are any trucks unless otherwise modified.

Since you're a fan of the fantasy world of movies, maybe ya might wanna try a Trapeeze without a net, or strapping many Helium balloons to a lawn chair for an "uplifting" experience.

In case ya ain't been paying attention, MOST MOVIES anymore are merely computer generated hogwash including the garbage of "Gone in 60 seconds" the Nicolas Cage version, and the Bruce Willis goofiness of "Die Hard 4", yet then again some people will believe ANYTHING.

 

"strapping many Helium balloons to a lawn chair for an "uplifting" experience."

Do you have any idea how many balloons that would take?