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18 wheels and a dozen roses (2018 edition)

Discussion in 'Experienced Truckers' Advice' started by shogun, Apr 17, 2018.

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  1. Apr 17, 2018 #11
    shogun

    shogun Road Train Member

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    Had one of those days today. Load was two hours late, issues with two trailers, phone quit workin so I was up a creek there. I heard the song on the Country Classics station and put it together on the way to the yard. Helped me laugh off a long rough day.
     
    shogun, Apr 17, 2018
    shogun, Apr 17, 2018
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  3. Apr 17, 2018 #12
    Flashdrive7

    Flashdrive7 Medium Load Member

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    I made up a song at another job about a chick on our crew who thought she was All That. I sang it to the tune of I Love Lucy.

    I love Julie though can't you see
    She's as stuck up as a chick can be

    She walks by with her nose up in the air
    It makes me want to grab her by her hair

    Julie #####es like no one can
    I'm in stitches when I hold her hand
    My life is crazy you see
    Cuz I love Julie yes I love Julie and Julie loves me.
     
    Flashdrive7, Apr 17, 2018
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  4. Apr 17, 2018 #13
    truckdriver31

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    lol
     
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  5. Apr 17, 2018 #14
    Longarm

    Longarm Road Train Member

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    ####ing brilliant. Bravo.
     
    Longarm, Apr 17, 2018
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  7. Apr 17, 2018 #15
    MagnumaMoose

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    @4mer trucker needs to see this too. And @rank
     
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  8. Apr 17, 2018 #16
    rank

    rank Road Train Member

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    Thanks for the tag @MagnumaMoose that is hilarious.
    Food for thought:
    -de-rate and deliver late rhyme with interstate.
    -Rubber duck never drove a plastic truck
    -Qualcomm, trucker bomb.
    -royal pain in the middle lane
    -Pig Pen needs a re-gen
    -All you can eat, oh that poor drivers seat
    -Flip flops for shoes, 57 on cruise
     
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    rank, Apr 17, 2018
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  9. Apr 17, 2018 #17
    motocross25

    motocross25 Road Train Member

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    This is amazing!
     
    motocross25, Apr 17, 2018
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  10. Apr 17, 2018 #18
    Longarm

    Longarm Road Train Member

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    Makes me wanna throw on my PJs, fuzzy slippers, and go trucking.
     
    Longarm, Apr 17, 2018
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  11. Apr 17, 2018 #19
    Hammer166

    Hammer166 Crusty Information Officer

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    @shogun , I haven't ran into you on here in a coon's age, and it's this!?!? Absolutely freaking priceless!:biggrin_25514::biggrin_25514::biggrin_25514:
     
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  12. Apr 17, 2018 #20
    Cottonmouth85

    Cottonmouth85 Bad Influence

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    Best thing I've heard all day!
     
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