18 wheels and a dozen roses (2018 edition)

Well done

 

This is solid gold. Done right.

Don't forget the quest for eventual Fame and Stardom on the driver facing cam someday going viral as you hang onto the cell phone that caused the whole rig to overturn and come apart. But you will make sure that cell phone is kept safe.

Don't forget the registration papers and so forth burned as heat when the optimize idle software kills the truck in the dead of winter.

I can come up with a few other goodies. But this creation is very well done.

 

So you're saying that you're wuthless ?

 

Outstanding!

 

Your first song offends me. I wear blue jeans! If you have flip flops you must have track pants or shorts. No flip flops, and jeans. Standard white volvo mafia rule #2, Rule #1 is having a white slovo, or twinscrew subaru!

 

Instead of dirty blue jeans it should be dirty gym shorts.
Or dirty adidas pants!

 

Or black socks and sandals!