18 wheels and a dozen roses (2018 edition)

I’m an ol’ chicken hauler done it most my life
Been from coast to coast and I gave up my wife
She ran off and left me for a trashy freight hauler
Now she rides around in a schnider freightliner

 

Its ok, and really funny. Just giving you heck.

 

Yup going up 81 those zip ties sure come in handy

 

@shogun
T-shirt busting at the seams,
He’s gonna make quite a scene

 

Bump

 

I'd thought of this and Big Fat Slob lately. I don't know how to put a link in with this phone. Do you know how to link it up ?

 

Rolling down the road, goin' past U. S. Steel,
We got fresh chicken in the back and a new trainee at the wheel,
We're going to Fulton in the middle of the night,
I'm laughing and he's quaking and he's running red lights,

Oh it's bad,
he's terrified
Yeah it's bad,
He's terrified.

Easing down the highway, just a dragging the stack,
He got a flat on the drive, and he's got three more on the back,
He's sportin' white socks and wearing flip flops too,
His feet on the dash, in his dark blue track suit.

He can't back,
He's terrified,
Oh he's Vlad,
And terrified.

Rolling down Cabbage with the jake on
full roar,
He got a shine on the chrome, he got the seat fully lowered
With the brakes on fire, and his chick'n lights displayed
He knows he's in trouble cause Bama ain't got no big grades

Yeah it's bad
He's terrified
Yeah it's bad, bad ,bad, bad, bad,
He's terrified.