24 Tons Of Sugar On I-40 In Knoxville,TN

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  1. mjd4277

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  3. God prefers Diesels

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    “Police attending the scene said that the driver initially reported being distracted by street racers doing DONUTS on a side road.

    However, noting his SPRITEly behavior, he was immediately seen by the attending physician DR.PEPPER who concluded the driver was under the influence of COKE.

    Cleanup crews reported FANTAstic revenue this month, noting wrecks of this kind were 7-UP from the previous month.

    Ummmm, that’s all I’ve got, and I’ll see myself out along with @God prefers Diesels
     
  5. mjd4277

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    I’m shocked-I would’ve expected this from @Sirscrapntruckalot!! I didn’t think you had it in you!!!lmao
     
  6. Flat Earth Trucker

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    Now, there's a post that won't leave you bitter.
     
  7. Sirscrapntruckalot

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    I'm spreading my bad pun skills. It would be selfish of me to keep these powers to myself.

    @blairandgretchen @God prefers Diesels @Flat Earth Trucker you all make me proud! Keep fighting the good fight with your bad puns, don't let the man hold your humor down, no matter how corny the joke is.

    @mjd4277 I always said I'd leave my mark on the world, who knew it'd be with bad puns. ;)

    That said..

    I'm betting the drivers weren't ambidextrose....

    Go ahead, ridicule me for not knowing what confectioner's sugar is.
    It's fine.

    My wife misplaced the sugar with the salt in her sugar cookies.
    It was sodium disgusting.

    Does anyone else find it odd we ban a salt rifles but not pepper spray?

    Coke in Mexico uses sugarcane, does that make it coke cane?

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  8. Flat Earth Trucker

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    I can't take these insulins anymore! The saccharin is too much.
     
  9. Sirscrapntruckalot

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    I Went to a diabetic awareness website...they asked if I accepted cookies.

    I wonder if the drivers tried to sugarcoat it when they had to call in.

    Sirscrapntruckalot - You all make me laugh, thank you.
     
  10. lovesthedrive

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