30 day chip or chain wallet

No

no no no. It is properly enunciated: I ain't got no panties on. Followed by mouth breathing.

 

Do you have enough points on your card for at least the fingerless gloves?

 

The fingerless gloves are so he can see his girlfriend in a pair of shorts.

 

In 1996 I hopped off my bike at a gas station and realized I had dropped my wallet somewhere in the last few hours. I've had the same chain wallet since then. Never realized it was a trucker thing; thought it was a biker thing.

 

Once you hit the one year mark, you'll have acquired the trucker belly, at that point, you need a huge belt buckle to hold it back.

After five years of being on the road, all semblance of normal fashion goes out the door, and you'll look look like this

 

First. No, you don't qualify for the Chain Wallet. Second. More info is needed to accurately assess if you will EVER qualify for the coveted Chain Wallet. If you're driving a Volvo, Intertrashinal, freightshaker, or anything automatic. YOU DO NOT QUALIFY! You must be driving a Peterbilt, Kenworth, old school Mack, or a Cab Over to even think of applying for the Chain Wallet.

So be happy with your skinny jeans, pajama pants, flip flops, and knock off Beats headphones. You have a long way to go!

 

Brutal.

 

Just keep doing your thing and don't worry about them.

They will talk and talk, until you invite them out of the truck.