$650K Worth Of Lobster Tails Missing

Discussion in 'Other News' started by mjd4277, Jan 25, 2019.

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  2. Sirscrapntruckalot

    Sirscrapntruckalot Road Train Member

    Something about all this smells fishy. I hope the driver got hooked up with a good lawyer. I bet you if the driver wasn't so shellfish he'da gotten away with it. He rolled the dice on making a couple extra bucks an lobster it all.

    Did they check the driver for butter on his fingers? Like gunshot residue...Maybe if they butter him up he'll give up anyone involved.

    The cops better hope they catch whoever got those lobsters. Follow the tails..err trail..

    The scales of justice must be upheld.

    I herd they got no chance in shell of getting away with this, so expect them to get caught up in the police net. They could let the driver go and tail him. I hope they got plenty of claws to hold him for longer while they investigate further.

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  3. LDLWells

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    They should just start following every truckload of butter in the area
     
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    That is an impressive amount of puns strung together!
     
  5. Sirscrapntruckalot

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    Thank you.

    I'm aiming for an award in my honor...Most puns(Bad or good, I'll take either) in a post...

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  6. mjd4277

    mjd4277 Road Train Member

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    You missed your calling-what the heck are you doing driving a truck??lol
     
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