America's Dumbest Criminals

Some decades ago there was a story of a guy who robbed a convenience store one morning, and on his way out, told the clerk he'd be back later to do it again. True to his word, he shows up around lunchtime and cleans out their register a second time, informing the clerk he'd be back in a few hours. But surprisingly, when he showed up around suppertime to do it again, he was immediately arrested.

 

Everyone wants to be like “Florida Man”!!!lol

 

Some local juvenile delinquents broke into a house. When going through the owner's possessions, they found a camera and started taking pictures of each other. Yep. They left the camera there. When the owner developed the pictures and saw the thieves, the police were able to ID and arrest them.

 

Then there was this one guy who robbed a bank. He was even smart enough to bring a nylon to cover his face with. But he didnt put it on right away because he didn't want to arouse suspicion while he waited in line. So yeah, he waited in line till he was called up to the teller, and then put the nylon on.

 

St. Pete man tried to carjack undercover cop, police say.

 

LOL what a way to violate probation.

 

Yup. Florida Man at its finest!!
Gotta give the police credit-they showed some restraint-normally I would expect them to negotiate with extreme prejudice!!

 

How many times must I post this? [:::SIGH:::]