Bears Make Worker Flee For The Top Of A Truck

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  2. AModelCat

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    Thankfully I have not had an encounter with a grizzly. Seen plenty of black bears though and they were mostly indifferent towards me. Still gave them a ton of space and got out of there. Never know what they'll do if they decide they don't like seeing you.
     
  3. mjd4277

    mjd4277 Road Train Member

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    We’ve got black bears everywhere. Usually they’re spotted in the early spring or late fall. But I’m certainly not planning on becoming a “Manwich” for any of them!!
     
  4. LtlAnonymous

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    I wouldn't be able to bear going in to work the next day. Then again, knowing me I'd just grin and bear it.
     
  5. mjd4277

    mjd4277 Road Train Member

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    Trying to give @Sirscrapntruckalot a run for his money?!?!lol
     
  6. Sirscrapntruckalot

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    He won't admit but I've been training him in the ways of bad puns and witty remarks for awhile now.

    If you asked him about it, he'd likely paws before answering. At first he could bearly hang with me, he would be very timid on his witty remarks. Now he just roars them out. One he gets his bearings he'll be a fine stand in for me for various threads. I hope I don't embearass him with all this.

    I'd rather be making bad puns vs staring at some bearen landscape driving down the road.

    I once saw a group of bears with a now hiring sign. When I asked what for, they said they needed a new bearitone.

    People who get into accidents bearly see it coming. The aftermath can be rather grizzly.

    What do you call 6 bears blocking the road? A bearicade! HAHAHAHAHAHAH...A!

    I'm going to get bearied for all these jokes I just know. Anyone willing to be by my pallbearer?

    I herd about a bear once in England, who held title to some land. He was a Bearon. His wife even had the title of Bearoness.

    Time to get bruin some tea.

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  7. LtlAnonymous

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    You're downright grizzly before you've had your morning Kodiak.
     
  8. AModelCat

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    This thread is pawsitively un-bearable.
     
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