Beer Instead Of Wine At Church

Or that church group may have got the words of " Oh the blood of Jesus" mixed up with "Oh the BUD of Jesus". The Lord of Lords, the King of Kings, and the King of Beers all together in one location. May we all eat, drink, and be merry

 

Now I know a couple of mormons that can't drink, tea, coffee, or sodas, but beer no problem, that might just be a delivery.
When I was a kid, we had our boyscouts meetings at a catholic church, iirc one part of it was the Knights of Columbus, they had one large room stacked full with beer, and another stacked with cases of empties. lol

The very firts time I ever bought a beer with my own money, was at a catholic bizzare, I want to say I was 11 or 12 at a time, but they didn't care about age. lol

 

Don't all of the liquor stores in the South have a "Baptist Window" so the local churchgoers can buy their demon-spirits in anonymity? Better to be Catholic. Heck, I've drank with a Catholic priest. Apparently, it's OK.

 

The bars in Texas had parking in the back too, just for this reason. lol

 

HazMat crews were needed to clean that nasty Clamato crap.

 

In heaven there is no beer, that's why we drink it here