Beware Philip l hill trucking

(grabs ticket book and gets ready to cite the driver for illegal parking)

 

@TB John Honest TB is a heckuva great guy, a born leader, a man among men, the man, the myth , the legend, a person I'm proud to call mi amigo, but NEVER, and I do mean NEVER , even in jest, mention truck abandonment. This is supposed to be a secret, but there are rumors of two, lets call them associates, of BYOB&CBD, who look out for Honest TB's best interest's. Guido, and Morty I believe are their names. And they are NOT to be reckoned with!

 

How can you be a part of the BYOB&CBD family and even consider abandoning one of my fine pieces of equipment? Look, we're the company that cares about you and your family, friends, neighbors, the kid that mows your lawn, and random people you meet on the street. If Guido and Morty can't handle this situation I'll definitely be in touch with @Frank Speak and we ALL know what that means. Also anyone involved in any nefarious activities while leasing will automatically be crossed off my Christmas card list and uninvited to the 3rd annual BYOB&CBD Wings and Gizzards Extravaganza slated for this July 4th.

 

Yeah, you definately DO NOT want @Frank Speak involved. Guido and Morty are bad enough, but Frank? Who knows what that crazy bat will do!

You from Kentucky? Maybe Florence, or Paducah, Stanville, Ashland? Just curious.....

 

I always figured TB to be a Lexington,Frankfort, Georgetown or Corbin type of fella.lol

 

yeah, Corbin.....the birthplace of Kentucky Fried Chicken!

 

Sorry boys and girls, I've never even been to Kentucky. I know some people from Kentucky who married folks they were not even related to, if that's even possible.