Bird drops a live fish on truck windshield

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  1. Rocks

    Rocks Road Train Member

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    It happened in North Carolina... a Ward Transport truck was moving at 63 mph when a bird flying by dropped its meal on the trucker's windshield... :biggrin_2552:
    A truck driver must be prepared for everything...
     
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  3. skallagrime

    skallagrime Medium Load Member

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    Thats special, id like to see the incident report

    Driver: i made contact with some wildlife with the truck today
    Safety: oh man, how bad did the deer wreck the truck?
    Driver: well, theres the thing it was a fish
    Safety: WHAT? you mean to tell me that you drove into the ocean/lake/river and you say "made contact with wildlife"?!?
    Driver: no, you misunderstand, i was on the interstate and i hit a fish with the windshield
    Safety: i give up, flying fish on the interstate isnt what i signed up for
     
  4. Rocks

    Rocks Road Train Member

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    I guess that can be considered a "road kill"...?
     
  5. Rocks

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    Someone at another site suggested it was a drone from the FMCSA... :biggrin_25523:
     
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  6. Roberts450

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    Oh I cant wait tell our pun master’s get ahold of this one. I cant remember exactly who they are so I cant bait them in by tagging them so hopefully they’ll just catch wind of it while surfing the internets.
     
  7. Wasted Thyme

    Wasted Thyme Road Train Member

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    That would be my twin brother from a different mother @Sirscrapntruckalot I'm sure he'll think of something. Just for the halibut.
     
  8. Sirscrapntruckalot

    Sirscrapntruckalot Road Train Member


    Stop me if you heron this one before.

    I'm no pun master, but my jokes will likely cause you to quack up.

    Reminds me of the line from the old Lean on Me movie..."you know all your #### comes down on my head. It's like you're a big bird with radar, and I'm tired of getting hit!"

    Maybe he was trying to teach the driver how to fish...."Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day, teach him how to fish, eats for a lifetime."

    I don't like birds. They will tweet at chess just to win.

    I think dropping your food is considered ...cardinal...sin.

    He's lucky that bird didn't stop an use a crow bar to get it's fish back.

    Never take a pelican to dinner...they always have a large bill.

    One of my favorite movies and books....Lord of the Wings. Great story, its owl about these..hobbits...I think the third they really like..Lord of the Wings: Return of the Kingfisher.

    Chickens love classical music, it's why they are always yelling "bach bach, bach." Talk about one track mind stalkers..

    If your ever riding thru Gary, In watch out for the ducks, their all quackheads. Rob you blind in a minute!

    I once herd a bird tried to get into the military. It was marked 4f. Fowl, fowl, fowl and fowl!

    Ever notice all the birds tend to sit where the fowl balls end up?

    Birds get super strong via eggcerise.

    I saw a sick bird, and suggested it go seek some tweetment.

    I once had a synthetic parrot. I named him Polly Ester.

    Toucan play at this game bird!

    A bird's favorite song...Wake Me Up Before you Dodo. They think it's pretty owlsome.

    I had a parrot once, after he flew away I named him polygon.

    Bird's don't use gps, or maps when they travel. They just wing it.

    If you see a bird kneeling, it's probably a bird of prey.

    I once wrote a song about tortillas, actually, it was more of a wrap.

    Makes you wonder how lovebirds stay together, when all they do is tweet on each other.

    Bird's like Hank Williams Sr. "Your tweeting heart" is quite popular.
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    I leave you all with this to think about..
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    Sirscrapntruckalot - Beatlejuice ain't got nothing on me.
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    *shout out to Mash for the 4f joke.
     
  9. mjd4277

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    The bird thought the driver looked hungry and offered him some lunch..
    Seafood to go-fresh!!lol
     
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